Unveiling La Colección: Guanajuato's Hidden Hotel Gem Near University!
Unveiling La Colección: Guanajuato's Hidden Hotel Gem Near University!
Unveiling La Colección: Guanajuato – My Love-Hate Tango With a Hotel (and the City Itself!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your average hotel review. This is me, wrestling with my inner travel critic, after a recent stay at Unveiling La Colección: Guanajuato's Hidden Hotel Gem Near University! (Yes, that's the full, unwieldy name. They clearly prioritize SEO, which, frankly, I applaud.)
First, the good stuff. Guanajuato. Oh, Guanajuato. If a rainbow barfed on a mountainside and then everyone decided to build a city on top, you'd get Guanajuato. It's gorgeous, a visual feast of vibrant buildings clinging precariously to the hills. And La Colección? It gets you right into the heart of it, conveniently close to (you guessed it) the Universidad de Guanajuato, so you can soak up that student vibe.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (Like My Coffee This Morning)
Let's be real, Guanajuato is not built for the wheelchair-bound. It's a maze of cobblestone streets and steep inclines. BUT, La Colección, bless its heart, attempts to be. They tout facilities for disabled guests, which is promising. While I didn't personally test the wheelchair access, the elevator is a huge plus. The front desk is 24-hour, helpful for any issues. The car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site] are great for those who drove, and the airport transfer is a convenient option (though, be warned, those narrow streets are a white-knuckle ride!).
Internet: Wi-Fi Warriors, Rejoice!
Listen, in this digital age, Wi-Fi is practically oxygen. And La Colección understands! Glorious free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Wi-Fi in public areas! They even mention Internet access – LAN in the rooms. (Do people still use LAN? I feel ancient.) Seriously, the Wi-Fi was solid, which is crucial for a work-from-anywhere nomad like myself.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Stomach's Adventure
Okay, confession time: I have a complicated relationship with hotel food. I’m a sucker for a good breakfast, but often disappointed. Thankfully, Breakfast [buffet] is an option, and it's actually pretty decent. They offer Asian cuisine in restaurant, which adds a cool twist. There's a coffee shop and a poolside bar too, perfect for that early morning eye-opener or a late-afternoon margarita. I had a delightful salad in the restaurant one evening – a welcome break from the heavier local fare. I didn't encounter the Vegetarian restaurant that they list, but hopefully it's there! The bottle of water in my room was a lifesaver, which is a nice touch. I did not utilized Room service [24-hour], as the city has its own incredible dining.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Shenanigans and a Pool with a View!
This is where La Colección really shines. The swimming pool [outdoor] is breathtaking, especially at sunset. It’s a pool with a view, people! Seriously, you look out over the city and just… sigh. My inner Instagram influencer almost took over.
Now, the **Spa/sauna, **Spa, **Body scrub, *Body wrap,Steamroom*, and *Sauna*, I am a HUGE fan of. I had a *massage* that was divine. Seriously, I left feeling like a limp noodle in the best possible way. I also loved using the Foot bath.
The Fitness center is there for the more ambitious folk, but honestly, walking around Guanajuato all day is basically a full-body workout!
Cleanliness and Safety: Pandemic Panic (… Mostly Calmed)
Let's face it, we're all a little germ-phobic these days. La Colección seems super invested in cleanliness. They mention Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. They offer Hand sanitizer dispensers and emphasize Staff trained in safety protocol. While you can't "opt-out" of room sanitization, it felt incredibly clean and safe. The Safe dining setup, plus the Sanitized kitchen and tableware items were reassuring. They also have the standard stuff like Smoke alarms and Fire extinguisher and I always love the Security [24-hour].
For the Kids, and other necessities:
The hotel is family-friendly and has Babysitting service available. They have services like Cash withdrawal and a Convenience store, so you can grab little things.
Rooms: My Tiny, Cozy Castle
The rooms are charming, with Air conditioning (a lifesaver in the Guanajuato heat), Blackout curtains (essential for sleeping in after a night of tequila tasting—more on that later), and a Coffee/tea maker. I’ll be real though, the bathroom phone felt a little…1980s. The bathtub, though, was a welcome luxury. I was happy to have a refrigerator in the room. There are non-smoking rooms only, which is great. Also, most importantly, they have complimentary tea, hair dryer, and free bottled water.
The Quirks (Because Every Hotel Has Them)
Okay, here's where I get real. This is not a perfect hotel; far from it. The service, while generally friendly, could sometimes be a bit… slow. It’s Mexico, after all. Embrace the mañana mentality! There were moments where I was like, "Hello? Where's my towel? Is anyone there??"
Also, the decor is… well, let's call it "eclectic." Think antique furniture meets modern art meets a healthy dose of Mexican kitsch. It's charming, sure, but sometimes I felt like I was staying in a very stylish museum. Some rooms had a lot of exterior noise and sometimes it was a little bit difficult to be completely relaxed.
The Verdict: Would I Go Back?
Absolutely. Despite the minor quirks and the occasional service hiccup, La Colección is a fantastic base for exploring Guanajuato. The location is perfect, the pool is heavenly, and the spa is a must-do.
It’s not about perfection, it’s about experience. And La Colección delivers on that front.
…And That Tequila?
Okay, one last thing. Guanajuato is famous for its tequila. Do yourself a favor: take the tequila tour. Find a bar with a rooftop. Watch the sunset. And then… the rest is a blur. (Just make sure you take a taxi back to La Colección. Those cobblestone streets are treacherous after a few shots.)
My Honest Plea to You, Dear Reader:
The Deal: Book a stay at Unveiling La Colección: Guanajuato's Hidden Hotel Gem Near University! before [date] and receive a complimentary massage at the spa and a welcome bottle of tequila (because, Guanajuato!).
Why You Should (Seriously) Book:
- Unbeatable Location: Right in the heart of Guanajuato, close to everything.
- Breathtaking Views: That pool! Need I say more?
- Spa Bliss: Seriously, the massage alone is worth it.
- Charming and Unique: It's not your cookie-cutter hotel. Embrace the quirks!
- Value for Money: For the location, amenities, and experience, La Colección offers a great deal.
- Peace of Mind and Security: The hotel does a great job protecting and welcoming you during this pandemic.
Don't just take my word for it. Book now! You deserve that vacation, that massage, that taste of Guanajuato magic. And trust me, after a few days in this beautiful city, you'll need it.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously color-coded travel itinerary. This is… my attempt at surviving a few days at Hotel La Colección, Universidad Guanajuato, Mexico. And honestly, I'm already sweating.
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread in a UNESCO World Heritage Site
Morning (7:00 AM - Whenever I manage to pry myself out of bed): Ugh. Travel. So glamorous. The alarm blares. I slap it with the force of a thousand suns. The pre-trip anxiety hangover hits. Coffee is essential. Strong coffee. Maybe a shot of tequila for medicinal purposes, just to settle the nerves. (Don't judge.)
Late Morning (10:00 AM - Flight Time): Airport chaos. You know the drill. TSA lines longer than your ex's list of complaints. I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me is smuggling a small herd of squirrels under his poncho. Finally, I board. Breathe. (But also… is that a baby screaming? Okay, deep breaths.)
Afternoon (2:00 PM - Arrival at Guanajuato Airport; 3:00 PM - Transfer to Hotel): Landed. Made it. Guanajuato airport feels like it was built in a surprisingly beautiful but slightly off-kilter fever dream. Taxi ride. The driver, a charming local, keeps pointing out "important" landmarks while negotiating traffic that makes you want to weep. Finally, the hotel!
Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - Check-in, Hotel Exploration): Hotel La Colección. Okay, wow. The courtyard is breathtaking. So. Many. Bougainvillea. And the architecture… I feel like I should be wearing a giant ruff collar and quoting Shakespeare. Check-in is smooth. I get a room… that's supposed to be “charming”. It is charming, in a slightly dusty, "old books and forgotten secrets" kind of way. I chuck my bag and immediately start unpacking. Okay, I might need a nap. But first, a quick scout of the hotel. The rooftop terrace has potential. Definitely potential for margarita-fueled existential crises later. And maybe a photo or ten for Instagram. Gotta capture all those sweet, sweet likes.
Evening (7:00 PM - Dinner): Find a place to eat. Somewhere with good food and hopefully not too many tourists. (Yes, I know I am a tourist. Shut up, brain!) I'm thinking local. Authentic. And maybe a little bit spicy. I'll let you know how it goes. I'm terrible at navigating the menus after about 2 margaritas.
Night (9:00 PM - Exploring): Wander through the streets, get lost. That's part of the plan, right? Guanajuato at night is even more magical. The lights, the echoes, the feeling that a ghost might tap you on the shoulder and offer you… well, I don't know. But it will be interesting.
Day 2: The Day I Almost Died Climbing a Street
Morning (8:00 AM - Breakfast and a Plan - or Lack Thereof): Breakfast at the hotel. The scrambled eggs were a bit…dry. But the coffee is strong. This is good because Day 2 involves climbing. Guanajuato is built on a mountain, and every road is a hill. Seriously, I need to look up "oxygen" and "stairmaster" after this. Today's "plan" is to visit the Museo Casa Diego Rivera (birthplace of the famed artist) and explore more of the city's colorful streets.
Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - Attempting to Be Cultured): I start heading towards the Museo Casa Diego Rivera. The streets are cobblestones, which are gorgeous, but murder on your ankles. (Note to self: Invest in better shoes. Seriously.) On the way, I stop at a coffee shop. The barista gave me a look that clearly said, "Tourist." Fine. I'll take my aggressively strong café con leche and like it.
Late Morning (11:00 AM - The Ascent of Doom): This is where things get real. I decide to walk up a particularly steep street that looks "charming" on the map. Big mistake. Huge. This is not a gentle incline. We're talking a sheer, vertical ascent. I start to run out of breath. I stop to rest. Then I begin again. This is more of a rock climb than walking. My legs are screaming. I'm pretty sure my heart is staging a revolt. And then… I see it. A stray dog, lazily judging my efforts. "You call that a climb?" he seems to say. The dog then gives me a look that makes him the king of the street. I reach the top. I collapse on a bench, gasping for air and debating whether to call for an ambulance. Note to self: Guanajuato is beautiful BUT bring a mountaineering kit too.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - Lunch & Emotional Recovery): Found a street cafe. Ate tacos. Ate a lot of tacos. Comfort food is a must. The tortilla, the salsa…heaven. I decide that the climb was…character-building. And maybe worth it. Maybe.
Late Afternoon (3:00 PM - Art and Soul Searching): Museo Casa Diego Rivera. Lovely house. Colorful art. The museum is filled with Rivera's work. I didn't understand everything, but the art is powerful. He was a big deal! I wander and consider the meaning of life between paintings.
Evening (6:00 PM - Rooftop Sunset & Margarita Therapy): Back to the hotel. The rooftop terrace. Time for a margarita, or three. The sunset is gorgeous, the city lights twinkling below. This is what travel is all about, right? That sense of wonder, of connection. And also, the tequila. The tequila helps too.
Night (9:00 PM - The Hotel's Weird Karaoke Night): I was lured by the promise of "local culture." Big mistake. Big. Now I'm witnessing a very sad karaoke night. (I almost joined, but decided against it. Maybe tonight I'll just enjoy the sounds, the people and the sights. Everyone seems so happy and excited!)
Day 3: Doubling Down on the Market & Buying Things I Don't Need
Morning (9:00 AM - Sleeping Late!): Slept in! Needed. The. Rest. No regrets.
Mid-Morning (10:00 AM - Exploring the Mercado Hidalgo): Today, I'm diving headfirst into the Mercado Hidalgo. I've heard it's a chaotic, beautiful mess. And I'm ready to embrace the chaos. I get an omelet and fresh juice for breakfast, which is amazing.
Late Morning (11:00 AM - Mercado Madness): The Mercado is overwhelming. In a good way, of course. The colors, the smells, the vendors hawking their goods. It's a sensory overload, and I love it. I spend hours wandering, getting lost in the maze of stalls. I buy a strange hand carved figurine that's probably cursed, and an embroidered scarf that's so bright it could probably be seen from space. I don't need any of it. But I want it! This is the most amazing thing I've seen here yet.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - Market Feast): Lunch at one of the market stalls. Incredible. Something with meat, something with spice. Possibly something I shouldn't have eaten, but who cares? Life is short. Eat the tacos.
Afternoon (3:00 PM - The Art of Doing Nothing): I go back to the hotel pool. The water is so peaceful and cool. I think I feel better than ever. Maybe I should just stay at the pool and skip everything else? I think about it, but I can't.
Evening (6:00 PM - Farewell Dinner): A somewhat sad moment. Tonight is my last dinner in Guanajuato. I end up trying a random restaurant I found on Google Maps and enjoy my last meal.
Night (8:00 PM - Last Night Stroll): One last walk through the city. One last look at the lights. One last moment of… well, you know. Then, off to bed.
Day 4: Departure & Promises to Return (Maybe)
Morning (7:00 AM - The Unpacking): Forced myself to pack.
Late Morning (10:00 AM - Airport Anxiety Part Two): The airport. Ugh.
Afternoon (2:00 PM - Home at Last): Home. Exhausted. Emotionally drained. But also… changed. And already planning my next trip. I will be back, Guanajuato. Someday. Maybe. Hopefully.
P.S. Expect some deviations. This is my trip. It's going to involve a lot of aimless wandering, questionable food choices, and possibly a near-death experience
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Unveiling La Colección: Guanajuato's Hidden Hotel Gem – ...Honestly? Let's See.
Okay, First Things First: Is this Place ACTUALLY Hidden? Because I'm TERRIBLE at finding stuff.
Alright, look, "hidden gem" is a cliché, I know. But with La Colección, it *kinda* fits. It's tucked away, alright, on a quiet street near the university, which is a HUGE plus if you value sleep over deafening mariachi bands at 3 AM (been there, done that, DON'T recommend). Finding it? I got lost...twice. First time, Google Maps glitched, and I ended up face-to-face with a VERY judgy-looking chihuahua. The second time, I *thought* I remembered the street name, but...nope. Ended up admiring a really cool mural of Frida Kahlo for a solid fifteen minutes before admitting defeat and pulling up the GPS again. So, yeah, bring your A-game for directions. Or just, you know, embrace the adventure. My advice, ask a local! Guanajuato locals are some of the friendliest and the sweetest.
The Location Near the University – Good or Bad? I'm picturing frat boys and loud parties.
Okay, here's the deal. The university proximity is... *mostly* good. It's a short walk to the main campus, which means you're in the heart of things. Restaurants, street food (omg, the street food!), and little quirky shops are all within easy reach. The noise? Well, it's not *silent*. You'll hear some distant music from the plazas, and maybe the occasional student shouting about... well, I have no idea what they shout about, but they do! It's not the raucous, beer-soaked nightmare you might be imagining, though. It’s more… lively. If you're a light sleeper, pack earplugs. If you're me, you're fine – I sleep through anything short of a small nuclear explosion (and even then, I'd probably grumble and roll over).
What's the Vibe? Is it all Instagram-perfect or does it have a soul? (Asking for a friend... who is me.)
Alright, let's talk aesthetic. La Colección is… gorgeous. Like, seriously, drop-dead, Instagram-worthy gorgeous. Think: vibrant colors, exposed brick, original art, and courtyards that scream "romance." But here's where things get good. It's not *pretentious* gorgeous. It has… soul. I felt like I was walking into a friend's incredibly stylish (and rich) aunt's house, not a sterile hotel. The staff is genuinely friendly and helpful, not the robotic smiles-and-empty-gestures type. They actually seem to *care* if you're enjoying yourself. And that, my friends, is priceless.
The Rooms! What's the Deal? Are we talking dingy or dreamy? (Give it to me straight!)
Okay, the rooms… Oh, the rooms! I stayed in a room with a balcony overlooking a lovely courtyard. It was... dreamy. And I'm not being paid to say that! (wish! I'd be living in the hotel full-time!) The bed was absurdly comfortable. The bathroom had a rainfall shower, which is a MUST, in my opinion. The details were on point: fresh flowers, artisanal soaps, and a mini-fridge stocked with local goodies. My only "complaint"? I didn't want to leave! I spent a solid hour the first day just staring out the window, feeling like I was living in a movie. I considered faking amnesia just to stay longer. Seriously, book a room with a view. You won't regret it.
Breakfast? Is it worth dragging myself out of my lovely, comfy bed?
Listen, I'm a breakfast person. Like, a *serious* breakfast person. And the breakfast at La Colección... Yep, it's worth it. They have a buffet, BUT it's not your typical sad, lukewarm buffet. It’s like stepping into a mini-fiesta of flavors. Fresh fruit, pastries that practically melt in your mouth, chilaquiles that'll make you cry tears of joy, and the coffee...oh, the coffee. It's strong, rich, and just perfect. I ate so much, I almost had to be wheeled back to my room. No regrets, though. Absolutely no regrets. Plus, the breakfast area has a nice view of the courtyard. It’s peaceful and delicious. If you're not a breakfast person, you *will* become one after experiencing this.
The Staff: Are they actually nice, or just pretending? (Because I'm good at spotting fakes.)
Okay, I'm a cynical person. I've seen enough "customer service" to know a phony smile a mile away. But the staff at La Colección? They were AMAZING. Genuinely, ridiculously kind. They were helpful, attentive, and actually seemed to enjoy their jobs. They gave great recommendations, remembered my name after the first time, and even went above and beyond when I made a complete and utter fool of myself… which, let's be honest, it takes very little encouragement for me to do. I accidentally locked myself out of my room, panicked for a solid ten minutes before remembering the front desk. They were super understanding and helped me immediately, without making me feel like a total idiot (which I was). That level of genuine caring went a long way.
Is There a Pool? Because, let's be real, a pool changes EVERYTHING.
Sadly, no pool. (heavy sigh) I know, I know. It's a bummer. Guanajuato is hot, especially during the day, and a pool would have been the ultimate relaxation tool. But honestly, the courtyard is so lovely, and the hotel is close to all the sights, that I didn't really *miss* it. Plus, there are some amazing rooftop bars in the area where you can cool off with a cocktail and enjoy the view. So, no pool, but not a deal-breaker. Just, mentally prepare yourself for slightly less lounging time.
The Downsides? Anything I should know BEFORE I book? (Be honest!)
Okay, so, here's the real talk. It's not perfect. (Nothing ever is, right?)
- The Noise: As I mentioned earlier, it is near a university, so you might hear parties and street musicians. Bring earplugs.
- Finding the place: It can be tricky to find the first time. Google Maps sometimes gives up its ghost in certain parts of Guanajuato. Make sure you download offline maps and ask locals for guidance when on location.
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