Hanoi Hotspot: Infinity Tub Homestay with Unforgettable Views!
Hanoi Hotspot: Infinity Tub Homestay with Unforgettable Views!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the swirling, chaotic, and utterly charming world of Hanoi Hotspot: Infinity Tub Homestay with Unforgettable Views! This isn't your cookie-cutter hotel review, folks. This is the raw, unfiltered truth, sprinkled with a generous helping of my personal, possibly slightly unhinged, experiences. Prepare to be…well, prepared, for anything.
First Impressions: The Climb (Because Honey, Nothing's Easy in Hanoi!)
Let’s get one thing straight: "Unforgettable Views" means views. And views, in Hanoi, often mean stairs. I'm not exactly a mountain goat, so the ascent felt…intimate. The elevator, thank goodness, exists, listed under Elevator but don't expect it to whisk you to the very top, its still a walk. But let me tell you, that initial lung-burning journey (and the subsequent ones, mind you – those views are worth it!) builds a certain anticipation. This isn't just another hotel; it's an experience. Though the Access: category wasn't as seamless for a slightly vertically challenged person (that's me!), the reward at the top… chef's kiss.
The Room: My Tiny Sanctuary and (Occasional) Panic Room
Okay, Available in all rooms: the list is long. Let's just hit the highlights. Air conditioning is a godsend. Free Wi-Fi and Internet access – wireless (yep, free Wi-Fi in all rooms!) – crucial for Instagramming those infinity tub pics. Non-smoking rooms are a blessing because I’m not a smoker. I’m also not sure how often they do Room sanitization opt-out available, probably just when i want them to. The Blackout curtains are clutch if you're battling jet lag like I was.
My room had a killer view, naturally. The Window that opens actually did! A minor miracle. I even had a teeny-tiny Balcony, which was perfect for inhaling the Hanoi air (which, let's be honest, is an experience in itself). The Private bathroom was clean, and the Towels fluffy enough to forget I was actually in a hotel room and not a spa.
And the Infinity tub…OH. MY. GOD. It's the whole damn reason you book this place. Imagine, soaking in bubbly, hot water, gazing out at the sprawling cityscape. It’s the ultimate "I deserve this" moment. Just be prepared for a little juggling act if you're on the taller side, I had to put my legs diagonally (just saying, a bigger tub would be amazing next time!).
Food, Glorious Food (Or, My Stomach's Adventure)
Okay, the food situation. They offer a lot. Let's run down what I remember, without skipping small categories and just mentioning the food-related ones: Asian breakfast, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Snack bar, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, A la carte in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, and they didn’t even include the street food!
I tried the Breakfast [buffet] one morning (hangover cure, anyone?) and the spread was pretty decent. Plenty of fresh fruit (a lifesaver when battling the Hanoi humidity), pastries, and surprisingly good coffee. The Asian breakfast was also worth a try, though I’ll admit my Western palate sometimes struggles. If you're looking for a proper Vietnamese breakfast, venture out!
The Poolside bar? Now that’s where the magic happens. Cocktails and city views? Yes, please. The Snack bar kept me going between dips in the pool and tub-soaked relaxation.
Relaxation & Recreation: Because You Deserve It
Besides the obvious (the tub!), there are other ways to unwind. Let's see: Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]. Unfortunately, I, spent all my time in the infinity tub (priorities, people!). But I did see the Sauna and Steamroom, looking very inviting. The Pool with view looked good, but let's be honest, the tub was a higher priority. I was too lazy to try out the Fitness center or Gym/fitness, sue me, I was on a vacation!
Cleanliness and Safety: Because…well, it matters.
Given the times, this is extremely important. I’m happy to report that Hanoi Hotspot takes this seriously. The Anti-viral cleaning products and Daily disinfection in common areas gave me some peace of mind. Hand sanitizer was everywhere (Hand sanitizer). They also provide Individually-wrapped food options. I spotted people being very professional during the process (listed under Staff trained in safety protocol), which is always good to see.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Okay, let's blaze through all the stuff that makes life easier: Air conditioning in public area, Airport transfer, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Babysitting service, Bicycle parking, Bottle of water, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Cashless payment service, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doctor/nurse on call, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Exterior corridor, Facilities for disabled guests, Family/child friendly, First aid kit, Food delivery, Front desk [24-hour], Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meetings, Meeting stationery, Non-smoking rooms, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Pets allowed unavailable, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Projector/LED display, Room decorations, Room service [24-hour], Safe dining setup, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shared stationery removed, Shrine, Smoking area, Sterilizing equipment, Taxi service, Terrace, Valet parking, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
The Concierge was super helpful with recommendations and booking taxis. The Laundry service saved my life (Hanoi heat + my sweaty self = a recipe for disaster). And the 24-hour front desk is crucial when you’re battling jet lag and can't tell what time it is.
But let's talk about one service in particular: the Food delivery service. I'm a bit of a homebody even when I'm on vacation, so having the option to order in was fantastic. Ordering Pho from the comfort of my bed? Heaven. Though, honestly, I did feel a pang of guilt for not exploring the city's vibrant culinary scene. But hey, sometimes you just want to wallow in deliciousness and the Room service [24-hour] with that Breakfast in room is a great choice.
The Unforgettable View = The Unforgettable Experience
There were few things to note, the occasional construction noise (welcome to Hanoi!). The Smell of the street food drifting up to my balcony (a constant, delicious tease). The minor inconvenience (the stairs). But honestly? These are barely a blip on the radar.
The offer:
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Escape to Bear Monte: Asahikawa's Luxurious Onsen Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your pristine, perfectly manicured travel itinerary. This is the real Vietnam, filtered through the slightly-crazed lens of yours truly, experienced at HomestayCHATHTC2InfinityTub2 Hanoi. Prepare for whiplash, emotional tangents, and maybe a little bit of existential dread. Let's do this!
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Pho Fiasco (and Maybe a Bit of Jet Lag-Induced Meltdown)
- Morning (7:00 AM -ish): LANDED. Hanoi. Finally. The air…it's like a steaming, noisy, glorious hug. My internal clock is screaming at me. "IT'S STILL NIGHT, YOU FOOL!" But my stomach, that traitor, is already rumbling for pho.
- Accommodation (8:00 AM): Found HomestayCHATHTC2InfinityTub2! It's… well, it’s "homestay," alright. Picture this: tiny, but full of character. The host, a woman named Loan, greeted me with so much enthusiasm I immediately felt guilty for being a sleep-deprived zombie. The tub? I haven't seen it yet. But a promise is a promise, and I've booked this specifically for access to it.
- Breakfast (9:00 AM): PHU. I am determined to find Pho. I asked Loan where the BEST pho was. She smiled and said "Everywhere is the best pho!" It was like the perfect response. After a bit of back and forth, she told me to take a walk down the street in a general direction. So I did. I found one. I ordered. This place was hopping! A bustling street corner affair. The broth… sublime. The noodles… perfect. The problem? I ordered the wrong thing, or so I thought. I chugged. And, that was it. I realised later I was supposed to add sauces. This whole experience was a total cluster. I left feeling mostly full.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): The jet lag hits. HARD. I attempted to wander around the Old Quarter, but my brain felt like scrambled eggs. Lost. Twice. Almost ran over by a motorbike… thrice. Ate a bizarre mango thing from a street vendor – it was delicious, but subsequently convinced me that I was, in fact, allergic to mangoes. (Spoiler: I wasn't. Just dramatic.)
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (4:00 PM -ish): Back at the homestay I see the tub (!!!). It's… intimate. Okay, very intimate. But hey, I’m not judging. Water temperature adjustments were harder than I’d expected, I overfilled it and it leaked everywhere. That's the perfect way to unwind. Not! I'm starting to worry maybe the infinity tub is a myth.
- Dinner (7:00 PM): Loan’s home-cooked dinner! The best food I've had with the best company so far! The way these people put the flavors together is insane. I'm so glad the pho fiasco was a one off.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Crash. Sleep. Maybe dream of pho. Probably dream of motorbike chases. I'm already in love, even if I'm a total mess.
Day 2: The Temple of Literature and a Motorcycle Mayhem Masterclass (and More Pho, Naturally)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Up before morning. (Sort of, jet lag is relentless). This time I wake up after a good night's sleep. I feel a little stronger. I am ready for the Temple of Literature! This place…wow. It's tranquil, it's beautiful, it's a total escape from the motorbike chaos. I spent ages wandering around, imagining what it must have been like to study here. I have a strong sense of calm. But I soon realize this isn't a calm place, not in Hanoi.
- Mid-Morning (11:00 AM): Motorcycle riding lesson! After all the near-death experiences, I figure, "Why not become part of the chaos?" I took a lesson! It was a terrifying, exhilarating, hair-raising experience. I got the basics, but I’m pretty sure I’ll never be able to navigate this traffic with any confidence. The instructor was incredibly patient, considering I stalled out approximately 17 times. I want to start a new life here!
- Lunch (1:00 PM): Pho round two. Different spot, same incredible result. This time, I remember the sauces! I’m starting to think I could live on this stuff. It's so… comforting. It's more important than breathing.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Wandering the Old Quarter again. This time, a little less lost, a little more confident. Got completely sidetracked by a tiny shop selling hand-painted silk lanterns. Ended up buying six. Impulse control? Never met her.
- Late Afternoon (5:00 PM): THE Tub Time (finally). I take a soak in the real infinity tub. It’s… still tiny. But it’s hot. And the water… oh, the water! It feels like a warm hug. I spend an hour in the little haven, staring up at the stars. I am content.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Dinner at a local restaurant Loan recommended– it had a little rooftop garden with twinkle lights! Perfect. Vietnamese beer! (I’m starting to develop a problem. In my defence it's hot.)
Day 3: Halong Bay (A Detour, Maybe Too Much of a Detour?) and a Long, Long Bus Ride
- Early Morning (6:00 AM): Ugh. Up again. This time, it's for a day trip to Halong Bay, which is like, a 3-hour bus ride OUTSIDE of Hanoi. I question my life choices.
- Morning (9:00 AM -ish): The bus ride is an absolute nightmare. It's hot, crowded, and the driver seems to think honking is a form of communication. Still, the scenery… amazing. Karst Islands! Floating fishing Villages! The bay is breath-taking.
- Midday (12:00 PM): On a boat tour. Which is lovely for about 30 minutes. Then it becomes a tourist feeding frenzy. The boat packed. The food… well, let's just say it wasn't the pho I know and love. I spent most of it wondering if the bus ride was worth it.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Kayaking in a bay. Which is beautiful. Again, it's stunning! But also, the crowds. The constant jostle. I find myself longing for the peace of the tiny, leaky tub.
- Late Afternoon (5:00 PM): The LONG bus ride back. It’s even worse on the way back. The air conditioning is non-existent. The driver has developed a new habit of singing along to terrible karaoke. I consider getting off the bus and walking, but I think that would be slower.
- Evening (8:00 PM): I’m back. Exhausted. I eat instant noodles. I have a long shower. I avoid the tub. I am done with organized activities. I will never leave Hanoi again. Never.
- Night (9:00 PM): Sleep.
Day 4: The Hanoi Hustle and a Bit of Philosophical Reflection (and Maybe More Pho)
- Morning (8:00 AM): I wake up. Sun fills the room. Today's the day I take it easy. I want to wander. I want to get lost. I want to be in Hanoi. After my last encounter with the Vietnamese road culture, I take a taxi. I find a little coffee shop, and watch the city wake up.
- Morning/Afternoon (10:00 AM): I walk through the Old Quarter. I let the noise and chaos envelope me. I visit a market. I watch people, smiling, laughing. The street vendors are everywhere! I purchase a hat. Maybe a rug. I have no idea. I walk around.
- Midday (12:00 PM): Pho. Obviously.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): I walk by the lake. I reflect on the trip. I am filled with a mix of appreciation, and sadness. I do enjoy myself! This country, these people, they make me experience strong emotions. I feel at peace.
- Later Afternoon/Evening (5:00 PM): I watch the sunset. I watch people. I drink coffee. I feel like a human.
- Night (7:00 PM): Dinner
- Night (9:00 PM): Sleep
Day 5: Departure (with a Heavy Heart and a Stomach Full of Pho Memories)
- Morning (6:00 AM): Alarm. Sob. I have to leave :(.
- Early morning (7:00 AM): One final pho, obviously. A big one, to carry me through the airport
Hanoi Hotspot: Infinity Tub Homestay - FAQs (Because You HAVE to Know!)
Is this "Infinity Tub" thing REALLY as amazing as it looks in the photos? Like, REAL amazing?
Okay, let's be honest. That infinity tub? It's the entire reason I booked this place. And YES. It is. But... (there's always a "but," right?) Here's the deal. Those photos? They're gorgeous. But they *also* conveniently leave out the fact that the climb up to the tub is a bit of a workout. (Seriously, Hanoi humidity plus stairs? You'll be sweating.)
But then, you get up there... and BAM. Suddenly, the city noise fades away (mostly). The view? Unbelievable. Like, you can practically *feel* the history breathing from the ancient rooftops. I spent a whole evening in that tub, just staring. Lost in a sea of city lights and a ridiculously big gin and tonic. That feeling of pure, unadulterated 'THIS IS LIVING' is worth the climb, trust me.
But! (again) One minor snag. The water *can* get a bit chilly as the night wears on. I mean, it's Hanoi, not the Maldives. So, bring a plush robe and maybe some waterproof speakers to blast some moody tunes while you soak.
Okay, fine, the tub's great. But what about the rest of the homestay? Is it actually *livable*?
Oh, the "livability" factor. Let's just say, it's got character. Which, in Hanoi, often translates to "slightly ramshackle charm." The room I stayed in was clean (thank heavens), and the bed was surprisingly comfy. I'm not talking five-star hotel standards here, but definitely comfortable enough to collapse into after a day navigating chaotic Hanoi traffic.
It's a homestay, so expect a more personal experience. I kept finding random, sweet little notes from the staff, which always made me smile. One staff member, bless her heart, tried to explain the air con to me in about twenty different sentence structures because the English wasn't a strong point, but we got there in the end.
Downsides? The walls *might* be a bit thin. I could occasionally hear the neighbors (or maybe it was the cats, I'm still not sure). And the wifi? Well, let's just say it's "Hanoi-style wifi". Sometimes lightning fast, sometimes a bit… glacial. I’m not complaining, it forced me to actually unplug and enjoy the moment.
Is the location good for actually *seeing* Hanoi? Sounds like it could be tucked away somewhere inconvenient...
Location? Fantastic! Okay, so it's not *right* in the heart of the Old Quarter (which, frankly, is a good thing if you value your sanity). But it's a short, cheap Grab ride away from everything. And I mean EVERYTHING.
It’s in a more local part of town, which, honestly, is worth its weight in gold. You get the real, unfiltered Hanoi experience. Street food vendors calling out, motorcycles buzzing past, the smells of Pho and jasmine tea wafting through the air. It's a sensory overload in the best possible way.
I could easily walk to the lake, and I spent hours just aimlessly wandering the streets, getting spectacularly lost (which is half the fun, right?). The point is, you're *in* Hanoi. It's not some sanitized tourist bubble. You're right there in the thick of it, and that's what makes it special. (Plus, you'll get some seriously amazing photos for your Instagram.)
What about the food? Do they have anything good to eat there, or is it just a place to crash?
Food? Okay, this part is a mixed bag. They don't have a full-blown restaurant, but breakfast is included, and it's pretty basic, but enough to get you going. Expect the usual Vietnamese suspects: good strong coffee, maybe some pho (not the best I've had, but passable), and a selection of fruit.
However, the *real* food experience here is outside the homestay. Seriously, get out there! Explore! Hanoi is a food paradise. Honestly, I spent half my time *eating*. Every corner has a hidden gem. My advice? Ask the staff for recommendations. They pointed me towards some amazing local places. I had the best Bun Cha of my life just around the corner. Just... go hungry, okay?
One downside, I tried ordering room service one night. And let's just say, it didn't go smoothly. Lost in translation, some confusion about menus. I ended up with a completely different dish than what I ordered. Not ideal. But it's part of the adventure.
Is it noisy at night? I'm a light sleeper, and the idea of motorcycles all night keeps me up...
Noise. Ah, the siren song of Hanoi. Okay, so yes. It's noisy. It's Hanoi. There's no escaping it. Constant honking, the rumble of engines, the general cacophony of a city that never sleeps.
If you're a light sleeper, bring earplugs. Seriously. They’re a lifesaver. The homestay provides them, but bring your own. I wish I had. I also found the air conditioning unit could be a bit loud. Other than that, the noise fades after a while. You kind of get used to it. Well, I got used to it. Maybe I'm just built different.
My biggest noise complaint? The rooster. Seriously. There's a rooster somewhere nearby that starts crowing at 5 AM. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. You've been warned.
Is it worth the price? I've seen cheaper places...
Okay, let's be brutally honest. It's not the cheapest place in Hanoi. You can definitely find a more budget-friendly option. But here's what you're *really* paying for: the experience. The view. The freaking infinity tub! If you just want a cheap bed, go somewhere else.
Think of it this way: you're paying a premium for an unforgettable memory. The experience of relaxing in that tub, gazing out at the city lights, and feeling like you're on top of the world? Priceless. Okay, maybe not *literally* priceless. But close.
Honestly, for the unique atmosphere, the killer location, and that Instagram-worthy tub? Yes. It's worth the price. Just… bring earplugs. And a good book. And maybe even a little bit of extra cash for street food. Because you'll want to eat *all* the street food.
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