Myrtos Beach: Kefalonia's Paradise Found (Stunning Photos!)

Myrtos 7 Kefalonia Greece

Myrtos Beach: Kefalonia's Paradise Found (Stunning Photos!)

Myrtos Beach: Kefalonia's Paradise Found (And Honestly, It's NOT Always Perfect!)

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans on Myrtos Beach. "Kefalonia's Paradise Found?" They're not completely wrong. The photos? Yeah, they're stunning. But before you start picturing yourself waltzing around in a Grecian goddess gown (guilty!), let's get REAL about this place. Because let's be honest, “paradise” always has a few pesky weeds, right?

The Grand Entrance (and the Not-So-Grand Reality of Getting There): Accessibility & Getting Around

First things first: Accessibility. This is where the "paradise" label gets a little…iffy. The roads to get anywhere in Kefalonia are, shall we say, "character-building." They wind like a drunk snake and the switchbacks can be intense. I saw a tiny car struggling to make it up a hill the other day, practically vibrating with effort. So, if you have mobility issues, this isn't a breeze. Myrtos Beach itself? Again, stunning. But the climb down is steep. No, really steep. I wouldn't recommend it for anyone with serious walking difficulties. And I'm not even going to TOUCH on the on-site accessible restaurants/lounges because, frankly, I didn't see any. (Though that could be my fault, and I'm sure the hotel would love to prove me wrong!)

Getting Around (the Hotel and Beyond): Okay, so the hotel, while lovely, isn't particularly close to the beach. You'll need a car, and car park [free of charge] is a MAJOR blessing. Airport transfer is available, which is a lifesaver after a long flight (unless you're like me and find airports strangely exhilarating). There's taxi service, too, and the valet parking is a nice touch if you're feeling fancy. Sadly, bicycle parking is listed but I can't say I managed to cycle around.

The Tech Stuff: Internet, Internet Everywhere!

Listen, in the modern world, connectivity is crucial. Losing your Wi-Fi connection can feel like losing a limb. Thankfully, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is a huge win. They boast Internet access – wireless, Wi-Fi [free], even Internet access – LAN if you're old-school. I was able to stream shows without any annoying buffering (a massive plus).

Rooms and Comforts: My Personal Sanctuary (Mostly)

Alright, let's talk about the rooms. They're…lovely. The ones I saw, anyway. Air conditioning is mandatory in the Kefalonian summer, and thank GOD for it. I'd melt faster than a gelato in the sun otherwise. My room had a decent view which I really enjoyed. Blackout curtains are a godsend for sleeping in after a day exploring. The bathtub was perfect, and the bathrobes were fluffy. Little details, you know? But hey, I didn't have an opportunity to go in the additional toilet as advertised.

The Food Fight: Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Bring Your Appetite!)

Oh, the food! This is where things got really interesting. The Breakfast [buffet] was a highlight. Like, seriously, I may have overdone it on the pastries one morning. The Western breakfast was solid, offering a decent start to the day. There's a Coffee shop that has some nice coffee, but you could probably find better in the city, and a Poolside bar, which is pretty much my heaven on earth. You can even have Breakfast in room if you desperately need to avoid human contact in the morning. However, the a la carte in restaurant seemed to be limited, and don't get me started on the Asian breakfast.

I didn't get the chance to sample the Asian cuisine in restaurant, so I have no idea if that’s for real, or just a marketing ploy.

The Relaxation Station: Spa, Pool, and Pure Bliss… Sometimes

Now, for the good stuff: the Pool with view. I could have stayed there forever, just gazing out at the sea. The water was that perfect turquoise. There's a swimming pool [outdoor], and it's gorgeous. I also think there's a spa, a sauna, even a steamroom, but honestly, after swimming in the pool, I was all spa-ed out. (Although, if I'm being honest, I did peek at the Fitness center out of curiosity, and it looked decent.) Massage services are available, and I heard great things.

Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized and Super-Duper Protected?

In the current climate, safety is paramount. So, kudos to Myrtos Beach for taking it seriously. They have anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and hand sanitizer everywhere. The staff is trained in safety protocol, and they seem committed to cleanliness. I felt comfortable, which is a huge relief. They even have individually-wrapped food options and safe dining setup.

Here are Anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing service, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment.

Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter

Okay, a few more quick hits. They have air conditioning in public areas (thank you, again!). The concierge was helpful, the daily housekeeping was impeccable, and the luggage storage was handy. They also provided Complimentary tea and a bottle of water.

For the Kids (and the Kid in You)

Though I did not have children who were with me, I can say that there are plenty of babysitting service options, and the hotel seems to be Family/child friendly.

The Verdict (and the Fine Print): Book It! (But Temper Your Expectations)

So, is Myrtos Beach a slice of paradise? Absolutely. But it's not perfect. It's a little rough around the edges and not always smooth sailing, but that's part of its charm. This hotel is a beautiful place to stay, if you are looking for a romantic or family vacation. \ Now, prepare for the ultimate offer (because come on, you've read this far!):

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Alright, buckle up, buttercup, because this isn't your perfectly curated Instagram feed. This is MY trip to Myrtos, Kefalonia, Greece, and trust me, it’s gonna be a hot mess express of sun, sand, and questionable decisions. Here's the plan – and by "plan" I mean, the scribbled-on napkin of a vaguely-organized itinerary:

Day 1: Arrival and the Beach That Almost Broke Me.

Morning (ish): Fly into Argostoli (EFL). Honestly, getting out of the airport felt like navigating a maze designed by a caffeinated squirrel. Customs? More like a polite nod and a "Have a nice holiday!" (Greek efficiency, I'm in love already!). The car rental place? Let's just say the little Fiat Panda I got named "Tiny Terror" is a testament to my optimism. Driving on the other side of the road after a long flight? Pure chaos, with a side of near-death experiences.
Afternoon: Check into the tiny Airbnb perched halfway up a mountain overlooking Myrtos Beach. The view? Jaw-dropping. The climb up the driveway with my overstuffed suitcase? My lungs are still recovering. The apartment itself? Charming, in a way that screams "hand-built by a very enthusiastic uncle." (Think: wonky tiles, slightly concerning plumbing, and the overwhelming scent of lavender).
Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Myrtos Beach. The Dream. The Reality. The Sand in My Shoes. Okay, so this is what you came here for, right? MYRTOS BEACH. It's stunning on postcards. The reality? A beautiful catastrophe. The pebbles are killer on your feet. The waves? They're like tiny, taunting bullies. Seriously, I spent a good hour wrestling with them, only to have them knock me flat on my face. The water is ridiculously clear. The sheer beauty? Overwhelming. The sun? Brutal. I swear, I got sunburned while applying sunscreen. I almost had a full-blown existential crisis staring at the ceaseless waves. Found myself wondering if I should just, you know, stay. Forever. Eating a gyro made it all better.
Evening: Dinner at a taverna in a nearby village. Ordered the souvlaki. Delicious, especially after the beach battle. The local wine? Went down far too easily. Found myself chatting (badly) with the waiter, who seemed amused by my attempts at Greek. Watched the sunset, which was, as you can imagine, ridiculously gorgeous.

Day 2: The Assos Adventure (and the Great Olive Oil Debacle).

Morning: Okay, woke up feeling like a sun-baked tomato, despite the liberal application of aloe vera. Coffee & the view from the balcony. Planning to take Tiny Terror to Assos.
Mid-Morning: The drive to Assos. OMG. The road is like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist. Hairpin turns, sheer cliffs, goats casually strolling across the road. Took about an hour and a half, but it felt like a lifetime.
Lunch: Assos itself is postcard perfect. Colorful houses hugging the harbor, a Venetian castle perched on a hill… I wanted to pick up a postcard. But was interrupted by the most incredible smell…
Afternoon: The Great Olive Oil Debacle. Okay, here's where things get messy. Found an olive oil tasting. Now, I love olive oil, but I didn't realize how intensely olive oil it all was. The tasting notes were… well… I tasted… oil. And it was all a blur, from the greenest to the more subtle flavors, I think I have a favorite, but I can't tell them apart! Ended up buying a bottle "for the memories."
Late Afternoon: Exploring the Venetian castle. The views up there were unreal. The climb, however, was a killer. Seriously rethinking my life choices at this point. Worth it.
Evening: Dinner in Assos. Fresh seafood, incredible views, and the realization that I am definitely going to be broke by the end of this trip. But who cares? Ordered some local wine.

Day 3: Melissani Lake, Sami, and the Fishy Incident.

Morning: Trip to Melissani Lake. (This is where the cave with the blue water is, you know?) I actually got a little emotional when I saw it. The color of the water is unbelievable!
Mid-Morning: Sami: Drove there. Explored the little village, and ended up picking up a souvenir. I wanted to find the caves but couldn't because I took a wrong turn. This trip is becoming one big wrong turn.
Lunch: The Fishy Incident. Okay, I wanted fish. Ordered "freshly caught sea bass." It arrived… staring at me. Seriously. I didn't know fish had eyes that intense. It felt like it was judging my life decisions. Ate it anyway (it was delicious, if a little disconcerting).
Afternoon: Back to Myrtos, to try the beach again. No more existential crises this time. Just some sand, waves, and the sheer joy of being in a place that feels like a postcard come to life.
Evening: Dinner at a different taverna. The food is amazing. The locals are friendly. Everything is perfect. (Except maybe my tan lines.)

Day 4: The South Coast (and a Plea for More Sleep).

Morning: Decided to explore the south coast. A drive to Argostoli, the main town, and a visit to the lighthouse. Pretty scenery.
Late Morning: Argostoli market. Bought some spices and local honey. Got lost. Wandered around the harbor for a bit.
Lunch: A quick bite in the harbor, and got some gelato.
Afternoon: A visit to a beach. The beach was cute. A long dip in the ocean.
Evening: Dinner at my apartment, and a chill night.

Day 5: Farewell (For Now) and the Postcard Promise.

Morning: Last swim at Myrtos. Embracing the chaos.
Afternoon: Return Tiny Terror to the airport, dodging goats and hairpin turns one last time. Leave.
Evening: Wait for my flight. Reflect on the fact that I left my sunglasses on the beach. (I'll find them on the next trip!)

Okay, the takeaway? This trip was messy, imperfect, sunburnt, and utterly, gloriously wonderful. Myrtos and Kefalonia, you beautiful, slightly overwhelming island, I’ll be back. And next time? I'm bringing a hat, a map, and a whole lot of patience. And maybe duct tape for the suitcase.

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Myrtos Beach: Kefalonia's Paradise...ish? Let's Be Honest! (FAQ)

Is Myrtos Beach REALLY as stunning as everyone says? Is it worth the hype?

Okay, let’s be real. Myrtos? Yeah, the photos? They lie. Well, not *lie*, exactly. They're just... selective. The view from above? Jaw-dropping. Like, "Okay, Greek gods are real, and this is where they vacation" kind of jaw-dropping. The color of the water? Unbelievable. That electric, turquoise-teal... it's like someone spilled a crate of Smurf juice into the Ionian Sea. But... Get down onto the beach, and it's a bit of a different story. The pebbles. Oh, the pebbles! They’re not cute, smooth pebbles. They’re like, fist-sized, ankle-twisting, ouch-inducing rocks. Prepare for a rock-balancing act just to get to the water. Is it stunning? Yes. Is it worth the hype? Ultimately, yes. Just prepare to be humbled by the reality check of those darn pebbles.

What’s the best time to visit Myrtos Beach?

Early. Really early. Like, before the sun’s even thinking about getting its act together. We went at, what, ten in the morning? Idiot mistake. It was already packed. Parking? Forget about it. You'll be circling like a vulture looking for a carcass. The best time? Sunrise. Or, if you're not a morning person (raises hand!), aim for late afternoon, just before the sun starts its descent. The light is gorgeous then, and the crowds *might* be thinning slightly. Just remember to bring a decent beach umbrella. The sun at Myrtos is brutal. Seriously. It will melt your brain.

What should I bring to Myrtos Beach?

Okay, packing. This is key. Forget the cute little beach bag. This isn't a photoshoot, people. Bring a *sturdy* bag. Here’s the essentials, in order of importance:

**Rock-resistant shoes:** Water shoes, old sneakers, something! Your bare feet will *not* thank you.
**A *good* beach umbrella:** The sun is a beast.
**Sunscreen (high SPF, reapplied religiously):** See previous point.
**Lots of water:** Seriously, stay hydrated.
**Snacks:** Unless you fancy paying a fortune for a soggy sandwich from the tiny, overpriced kiosk.
**Cash:** That kiosk doesn't take cards, and you’ll want an ice cream. Trust me.
Your camera (obviously): Because, hello, Myrtos! Instagram gold!
A towel (duh).
Maybe, and I say *maybe*, a small cushion for those darn rocks.

Are there any facilities at Myrtos Beach?

Sort of. There's a small kiosk (as mentioned, prepare to overpay). They sell the basics: water, snacks, ice cream (a lifesaver). There *are* some toilets, but… let's just say they're not exactly the Ritz. Don't expect luxury. Basically, plan ahead regarding your bodily needs. Because nature will call, and you're on your own, buddy.

Can I swim at Myrtos Beach?

Absolutely! The water is crystal clear and oh-so-inviting. Just be prepared for the waves. Myrtos can get a bit… wave-y. Sometimes it's calm, offering you a gentle caress; other times, it’s full-on, "hold on to your hat (or your bikini top!)" kind of waves. Watch out for the undertow. And the pebbles. But yeah, swim away! It's a glorious experience once you're IN, the light hitting the crystal clear water is incredible.

We're going with kids, is Myrtos Beach safe for kids?

Hmm. This is a tricky one. The water *looks* safe, but… those waves can be unpredictable. And the pebbles can be a hazard for little feet. So, the verdict is a tentative yes, WITH supervision. CONSTANT supervision. Small children need to be watched like a hawk. And maybe invest in those water shoes I mentioned before. I saw a little girl wailing because she stepped on a rock, and it broke my heart. Also, be prepared for the sun. It reflects off the water like a laser beam. Shade is your friend.

Any advice on getting those perfect Insta-worthy photos?

Alright, listen up, aspiring influencers! First, ditch the mirror selfies. Myrtos deserves better. The best shots are taken at sunrise or sunset, when the light is all golden and dreamy. Get to those viewpoints at least an hour before the sun goes down for the best light. The sweeping view from above is a must-have, but don't just take a picture from the carpark. Hike a little, explore the viewpoints. Find a secluded spot to get a killer backdrop, angle your camera juuuust right, and BAM. Instant likes. Remember to capture the color of the water, it truly is something else. But don't spend your whole time glued to your phone, missing the actual experience! That perfect shot is nothing if you're not actually enjoying the moment.

What's the parking situation like?

Parking? A total nightmare. Especially during peak season. There's a designated parking area, but it fills up FAST. Be prepared to park on the side of the road, walk a bit, or, and I'm not recommending this but… try to arrive early. Seriously, the earlier the better. Otherwise, you're going to be circling like a shark, praying for a space to open up. I literally saw a guy fight over a space. (Actually *saw* a guy fight. Not a good look.) The moral of the story? Patience, grasshopper! Or, bribe someone. Just kidding! (mostly).

Okay, so, what's the best thing about Myrtos Beach, if you had to pick one?

That's easy. It's the water. Even with the pebbles, even with the crowds, that water. That incredible, otherworldly turquoise. It’s so clear you can see the fish darting about. It just...takes your breath away. You wade in (carefully, mind you), and it’s like diving into a giant, shimmering, turquoise-blue jewel. And that memory? That feeling? That's what you'll take away with you. That's why you endure the parking, the pebbles, theStay Mapped