Siargao Beachfront Gem: Sleeps 5, Starlink WiFi, 2-Min Walk to Sand!

Siargao Beachfront Gem: Sleeps 5, Starlink WiFi, 2-Min Walk to Sand!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Siargao Beachfront Gem! This isn't your sterile, corporate hotel review. This is me, spilling my unfiltered thoughts, like a coconut just cracked open on a perfect beach day. And trust me, after spending a week there, I've got opinions.
The Hook: Pure, Unadulterated Siargao Bliss… Almost
Okay, let's be real: the promise of the Siargao Beachfront Gem is enough to make you spontaneously book a flight. "Two-minute walk to the sand!" they shriek. "Starlink WiFi!" Like, are you kidding me? Siargao? Fast internet?! I was already picturing myself, margarita in hand, effortlessly uploading Instagram stories of me looking impossibly tan and happy. (Spoiler alert: I did. Mostly.)
First Impressions: The Good, The… Well, Let’s Say “Siargao”
The arrival was a tad… Siargao. You know, that beautiful chaos the island is famous for. The airport transfer (yep, they offer it! Airport transfer) was a bit late, but hey, island time, right? The exterior corridor leading to my room was kinda sun-baked. Which, honestly? That’s the vibe. It's not a gleaming, polished hotel chain, this is a beautiful, messy, perfect place. And it's not trying too hard.
The Room (aka My Little Slice of Paradise – Mostly)
Okay, the room (Available in all rooms) itself was a solid win. Air conditioning? Check. Blackout curtains? Bless the heavens, yes. Because let's face it, you need those curtains to survive the sheer, beautiful sun and it’s always a threat of getting too much tan… or too late to rise and shine. The bed was comfy, though maybe I’d upgrade the pillows for the next guest! (Personal preference, I’m a pillow snob). Free Wi-Fi? Yes! And not just "free Wi-Fi" – Starlink free Wi-Fi! Which, surprisingly, actually worked. I even managed to upload a Zoom call to my boss without the world imploding. (The internet, the internet, good for the workaholic me.) The bathroom, though? Separate shower/bathtub - very nice. Also, the toiletries are great!
The Amenities: A Mixed Bag (But Mostly a Good One)
- Internet: Okay, let's be real, this is a huge selling point. Starlink WiFi! I mean, my friends in Bali were practically weeping with envy. They would have been crying if they had to do their work, haha!
- Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: They have a restaurant (Restaurants). Breakfast (Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Western breakfast) was decent - I’m a sucker for a good omelet. They have a Poolside bar, for drinks when you've had enough sun. The Coffee shop was a life-saver. The Bottle of water in the room? Clutch.
- Things to Do, Ways to Relax: No spa, unfortunately. A swimming pool (Swimming pool [outdoor]), which was great. Lots of sun loungers too.
- Services and Conveniences: Daily housekeeping (Daily housekeeping) was on point. Contactless check-in/out (Contactless check-in/out) - a bonus for this germaphobe (me!). And the doorman was super friendly.
- For the kids… don't have kids but I saw a family enjoying this place so it also got Family/child friendly
Cleanliness and Safety: They're Trying (and That Counts!)
They're taking safety seriously, and it shows. Staff trained in safety protocol, hand sanitizer (Hand sanitizer) everywhere, and rooms sanitized between stays.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy
Airport transfer (Airport transfer), Car park [free of charge] (Car park [free of charge]), Car park [on-site]. Taxis are easy to find but the best way to get around? Rent a scooter. That's the Siargao way.
The Not-So-Perfect Bits (Because Let's Be Real)
- Soundproofing: Okay, maybe a bit lacking. Light sleepers, bring earplugs. The roosters are relentless. (Those darn roosters!).
- Room Service: Room service [24-hour]? Yes, but limited. Probably best to walk to a restaurant.
- More than Air Conditioning- At the least I recommend more options for the fans…
The Verdict: A Siargao Gem (With a Few Rough Edges)
Look, this isn't a five-star resort. This is Siargao. It's a little raw around the edges. But that’s the charm! If you want perfect, go to a soulless chain hotel somewhere. If you want an authentic, laid-back Siargao experience with decent internet, a killer location, and a comfy bed, then book the Siargao Beachfront Gem. Honestly, I’d go back in a heartbeat. Imperfections and all. It’s got that heart and vibe that only a truly special place has.
My Anecdote: The Starlink Saved My Marriage… Almost
I'm not kidding. My wife and I were this close to a full-blown holiday meltdown. She needed to work. I needed to relax. The tension was thick enough to cut with a… well, butter knife. Then came the Starlink magic. With the reliable Wi-Fi, she could actually work. I could finally guilt-free, enjoy my days, and the resort, and the amazing beach. Marriage saved!
The Quirky Observation:
The staff? Sweet as mango sticky rice. They're clearly working hard, and they really want you to have a good time. They're the type of people who smile genuinely, even when you're probably being a total tourist.
My Opinionated Summary
This is not just a hotel, it’s a vibe. Not perfect, but perfectly Siargao.
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The Offer: Book Now and Get Your Dose of Siargao Sunshine!
Tired of the same old boring vacations? Crave an escape where the Wi-Fi actually works? The Siargao Beachfront Gem is calling your name!
For a limited time, book your stay at the Siargao Beachfront Gem and receive:
- Guaranteed Starlink WiFi: Stay connected (or disconnected when you want!) with lightning-fast internet.
- Direct Beach Access: A mere two-minute stroll to the sand and surf.
- Complimentary Welcome Drink: Kick back and sip on a refreshing tropical cocktail as soon as you arrive.
- Daily Breakfast Included: Fuel your adventures with a delicious breakfast buffet.
- Peace of Mind: Rooms are thoroughly sanitized, and the staff is trained in safety protocols.
Don't miss out! This offer won't last forever. Book your Siargao getaway today and experience the magic of this island paradise. Click here to book now! [Link to Booking Site]
P.S. I'm already plotting my return. Maybe I'll see you there!
Hanoi Hideaway: Chic Studio Apartment 06 - Moon Westlake Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your beige travel brochure itinerary. This is… well, this is my attempt at wrangling 5 humans (bless their hearts) to Siargao Island. We're talking chaos, sand, questionable decisions, and hopefully, some sun! Starlink access, kitchen… and the beach literally two minutes away? Sold. Let's see if we can make it out alive.
SIARGAO ISLAND: OPERATION "SURF'S UP! (AND PRAY WE DON'T GET EATEN BY ANEMONES)"
The Squad: (Okay, gotta quickly assess the damage…)
- Me (the one trying to keep everyone from spontaneously combusting)
- Maya (loves to take pictures of her food)
- Leo (claims he's a surfer, probably falls more than he rides)
- Zara (the designated worrywart, but secretly a badass)
- Ben (always hungry, always up for a good time. Thank God.)
Accommodation: A2 Siargao, 2 minutes from the beach. Starlink… fingers crossed. Kitchen… bring on the instant noodles, baby!
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic
- 10:00 AM: Arrived at Sayak Airport (IAU). Dear God, please let our luggage arrive. The air hit me like a warm, salty slap in the face. Already feeling the sun on my skin, and already wishing I'd packed more sunscreen.
- 10:30 AM - 11:00 AM: The most dramatic ride from the airport to A2 Siargao ever. The van driver, bless him, looked like he'd seen a ghost on every corner. Zara was convinced we were going to plummet off a cliff. Managed to talk her (and myself, to be honest) down.
- 11:00 - 12:00 PM: Unpacking, gawking at the villa (YES! Kitchen is decent!), and the immediate race to claim the best beds. Ben, of course, won. He always wins. Seriously thinking about staging a coup.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch, at the villa. Maya documented every single moment of slicing a tomato. Leo attempted to make eggs. Let's just say the fire alarm was a close call.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Beach time! We ran to the beach like maniacs, giggling (mostly me, out of relief). The sand was hot, the water was clear, and the waves… well, we'll get to the waves. Zara and I were happy, but Leo was already eyeing the waves, claiming he should be in the Olympics.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Leo's surfing lesson. Oh, the drama. He spent most of it face-planting. The instructor laughed. Maya took photos. Zara nervously cheered. Ben ate a mango. I hid behind a tree, my stomach clenching with secondhand embarrassment.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Sunset drinks on the beach. Perfection. The sky was ablaze with color. We all got a little tipsy and swore we'd be back the next day.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant: Warung. The food was surprisingly good. Actually, incredible. We had grilled seafood, it was super fresh and tasty. Ben ordered everything.
- 8:00 PM onward: Passed out. Exhaustion is my new best friend.
Day 2: Cloud 9 & The Great Coconut Debacle
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Woke up to the sun. Starlink actually worked, miracle. Coffee time. The kitchen really is useful.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast: Fried eggs, toast with avocado, and fresh fruit. (I'm considering becoming a vegetarian… maybe)
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Cloud 9!!! After taking turns with a lot of photos, Leo was finally able to get on the board. He was getting kind of good, but as soon as Zara was filming it he fell. It still looked fun to watch.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch, somewhere near Cloud 9. Simple and tasty.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Rest and relaxation. Ben ate a whole coconut. Zara, fearing dehydration, was also drinking coconut water. Leo was trying to get more of the board. Maya was taking more pictures
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Went for a walk to the beach. We saw a group of locals having fun. We all went to them and asked if we can join and they were glad to have us.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant: Shaka. I didn't know how much I liked this meal till I got home. It was so refreshing and full of taste.
- 8:00 PM onward: Fell asleep and thought about the next day.
Day 3: Island Hopping & The "Almost Stranded" Saga
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Sun's up, and I need a coffee.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Island hopping! We booked a boat. Zara started getting panicked, so she asked if we could have life jackets.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Daku Island. White sand, clear water, perfect for those Instagram shots. We swam, we laughed, we nearly lost Ben to a rogue wave while he was eating a sandwich.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Naked Island. Literally a sandbar in the middle of nowhere. Surreal. Maya took a million pictures.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Guyam Island: small, secluded, and beautiful. We swam and took pictures.
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: The "Almost Stranded" Saga: The boat broke. In the middle of the ocean. Let me tell you, Zara's anxiety levels went through the roof. Luckily after spending 1 hour, we were able to get it fixed.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: We arrived home. Dinner out and back to bed.
Day 4: The Waterfall & The Karaoke Catastrophe
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: We headed to Magpupungko Rock Pools. Zara was happy and forgot to bring her camera/phone and started crying, asking me to go back.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: We headed back to the villa, now she was fine.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Lunch and relax.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Karaoke time! A local bar, we couldn't resist. The karaoke was fun and we all had a blast
- 6:00 PM onwards: Dinner, and back to the villa.
Day 5: Departure (and Post-Siargao Depression)
- 8:00 AM: Last breakfast. I'm already sad to leave.
- 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Last beach stroll. Feeling all the feelings. The sand, the sea, the sun. Oh, it's going to be hard going back.
- 11:00 AM: Packing and cleaning up.
- 12:00 PM: Depart from A2 to the airport.
- 1 PM: Travel home and wishing we stayed more.
Notes:
- Food: Eat everything! Seriously, the food is amazing. Try the kinilaw (fish ceviche), the adobo (braised meat), and the fresh seafood, of course!
- Sunscreen: Apply. Constantly. You've been warned.
- Bargaining: Haggle politely at the markets.
- Relax: Siargao is all about the chill. Don't over-schedule. Let the island work its magic.
- Embrace the Mess: Things won't always go according to plan. Embrace the chaos, laugh at the mishaps, and enjoy the ride.
- Tip: Tip generously. It's appreciated.
This is my attempt at a travel itinerary. May it be a guide, not a bible. Let the adventure begin!
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Siargao Beachfront Gem: Your Burning Questions (and My Brain's Ramblings!)
So, like, is this place *really* two minutes to the sand? Because internet says a lot of things.
Starlink WiFi – does it *actually* work, or is it a cruel joke? Because I need to, uh, work. (Or, you know, endlessly scroll.)
How many people *actually* fit? Because "sleeps 5" always sounds a little… optimistic.
Alright, but what about the *actual* beach? Is it a dreamy postcard, or a seaweed-infested nightmare?
Is it noisy? I need my beauty sleep.
What's the kitchen situation like? Do I need to pack my own spatula (because I *would*).
Are there bugs? Because I'm a mosquito magnet and I’m terrified.
What's the vibe? Is it chill and relaxed, or a party all night?


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