Kulai Johor's EPIC 5R18P Gathering: Sawit Mural's Hidden Gem (28/1/18)

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Kulai Johor's EPIC 5R18P Gathering: Sawit Mural's Hidden Gem (28/1/18)

Kulai Johor's EPIC 5R18P Gathering: Sawit Mural's Hidden Gem – A Whirlwind Review (and My Honest Thoughts)

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just stumbled back from Kulai Johor, and my brain's still buzzing like a hummingbird on Red Bull. Specifically, I’m talking about that EPIC 5R18P Gathering: Sawit Mural's Hidden Gem shindig back on January 28, 2018. Yeah, I’m a little late to the party, but better late than never, right? And hey, maybe my belatedness is a good thing. Gives you a chance to hear a review untainted by hype. So, here's the raw, unfiltered truth, peppered with some slightly-too-detailed observations, and maybe a little bit of me yelling at the internet.

First Impressions & Getting There (and the Great Parking Mystery):

Accessibility – Let's be real, Kulai isn't exactly a hop, skip, and a jump. Getting to the hotel was a bit of a drive, but hey, that's the beauty of exploring! No complaints there, I’m a tourist in a strange town. Car Park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Valet parking - Parking. Alright, there's parking. And it's free, which is a HUGE win. The valet? Nice touch, although I didn't use it. Because I am a cheap ass. Airport transfer, Taxi service - Okay so if you are flying in, there're options. Good stuff.

Straight Up, the Rooms (and the Battle of the Blackout Curtains):

Available in all rooms, Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.

Okay, the rooms… they're fine. You know? Clean, they've done a job. The bed was comfy enough, the aircon worked, and the free Wi-Fi? A blessing. But those blackout curtains… Oh, the blackout curtains! Victory! I despise sunlight. Now, I'm the kind of person who needs pitch-black to sleep, and these babies delivered. Total blackout bliss. And the window that opens? A breath of fresh air, literally. I'm happy.

Food, Glorious Food (and the Great Breakfast Debacle):

A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.

Ugh, okay, the food. This is where things get a little… complicated. Breakfast was a buffet. You know the drill. Eggs, bacon, some kind of sad-looking pastries. The Asian breakfast was okay, nothing to write home about, and I think the coffee made my teeth hurt. The saving grace? The coffee shop. That espresso saved me from my usual morning grumpiness. I will say, the 'Happy Hour' was… well, happy. The bar was lively, the food was decent.

Things to Do and Ways to Relax (or, My Unsuccessful Spa Attempt):

Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor].

So, the swimming pool? Gorgeous. Stunning views. I wanted a chill day… Well, I say that, I attempted a chill day at the spa/sauna/steam room. Let's just say I'm not really a spa person. I ended up feeling more awkward than relaxed, but hey, at least there was a view from the pool. I'm going to add to this that I avoided the gym. Just not the best fit for my lifestyle.

Cleanliness and Safety (and the Weirdly Intense Sanitization):

Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment.

Look, post-COVID, I'm all about cleanliness. And, well, they definitely took it seriously. Almost too seriously. Hand sanitizer everywhere, the air smelled like a hospital… but hey, better safe than sorry, right? The individually-wrapped food options felt a bit… sterile, but I understood.

Services and Conveniences (and the Mystery of the Missing Ironing Board):

Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.

The service was top-notch. The staff were friendly and helpful. Contactless check-in/out? Smooth as butter. Daily housekeeping? My room always looked spotless. But… where was the ironing board? I needed to press my lucky shirt (don’t judge). I guess I should have used the service. Grumbling, me.

For the Kids (because, even though I don't have any, I like to pretend):

Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal.

This is one area I cannot comment on, as I'm a childless, solitary animal. But, on the whole, it did look like it was family-friendly.

Accessibility and Internet (Because We Live in the Future):

Accessibility, Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!

Accessibility, that's going to be tough for me to see, as I am able-bodied. What I can say is that there was plenty of internet, and it worked. Hallelujah. In Conclusion (and My Honest Verdict):

Was the EPIC 5R18P Gathering: Sawit Mural's Hidden Gem (which I attended late, and now I'm rambling) a once-in-a-lifetime experience? Nah. But it was a solid hotel stay. Comfortable. Clean. Decently priced. The blackout curtains were a godsend. And despite the slightly-overzealous sanitization and my personal spa fail, I have no regrets. Would I go back? Yeah, probably. If you're looking for a reliable stay in Kulai, this is a safe bet. Just, uh, bring your own ironing board.

Okay, Now for the Sales Pitch (Because They Probably Want Me To):

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Okay, buckle up, Buttercup, because we're not just planning a trip to Kulai, Johor, Malaysia, we're living it. Forget polished brochures and perfectly timed train schedules. This is real life, folks. Get ready for the glorious mess.

Trip Title: Kulai Chaos & Cravings: A Johor Jamboree (Near Sawit Mural, Because Why Not?)

Dates: (Let's say) October 26th - 28th, 2024 (Adjust this to your actual dates, you know, the ones you're meant to have? I'm already behind on mine.)

People: Me, myself, and I. (Unless you're reading this… then insert your name here. We're in this together, or at least, you're reading my rambling.)

Budget: Let's be optimistic and say… RM 500? (We’ll see how long that lasts, especially with my weakness for street food.)

Day 1: The Arrival & The Almost Disaster (Kulai Here We Come! …Maybe!)

Morning (7:00 AM): Alarm clock screams. I hit snooze. Three times. Okay, maybe four. I'm not a morning person. Finally drag myself out of bed. Coffee, coffee, coffee. A frantic search for my passport (always a nail-biter).
Late Morning (9:00 AM): Finally at Senai International Airport (JHB). Hoping the flight's on time, because I had a "brilliant" idea to schedule a last-minute grab-a-bite that morning, but with the usual hassle, not sure if I'm going to make this.
Mid-day (12:00 PM): Landed! Hello, Johor! Now, car rental time. This is where things usually go sideways. The car is always… different than the one I reserved. Always some 'minor' issue. Last time, the air conditioning was on the fritz. This time, I'm hoping for mostly functional.
Afternoon (1:30 PM): Okay, we're on our way. GPS set for Kulai, but I already know I'm going to take a wrong turn at least twice. It's a skill, really.
Late Afternoon (3:00 PM): Reached the accommodation (near the Sawit Mural, remember?) - a generic hotel, but with acceptable hygiene. The room is… well, it's a room. At least it wasn't a cockroach party.
Evening (6:00 PM): Food hunt! This is the reason I'm here. Research time is now! I'm after authentic Malaysian food, not some tourist trap. I've heard rumors of incredible Nasi Lemak nearby. Praying the legends are true.
Evening (7:30 PM): The Nasi Lemak…OMG. It was everything I dreamed of and more! Fragrant rice, spicy sambal, crispy anchovies… I’ve already eaten two servings. This trip is worth it just for this.
Night (9:00 PM): Back at the room, feeling stuffed and happy. Map out tomorrow's adventures while watching a truly terrible Malaysian drama on TV (the subtitles make absolutely no sense, but I'm hooked).

Day 2: Culture, Chaos, and Cravings…Again!

Morning (9:00 AM): Okay, actually out of bed at a reasonable hour! (Thanks, Nasi Lemak!) Trying to get a grip on local cultural sites!
Late Morning (10:00 AM): Head to the local market, hoping to find some cool stuff and take some pictures.
Mid-day (12:00 PM): Lunch! Time for what the locals are eating!
Afternoon (2:00 PM): Okay, sightseeing time.
Afternoon (4:00 PM): This is when things get interesting. I was trying to take advantage of some public transport, and got on the wrong bus. Ended up miles away from where I wanted to be.
Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner. Now I'm starving!
Evening (7:30 PM): Back to the hotel room, exhausted but happy.

Day 3: Goodbye, Johor! (Until Next Time, Maybe!)

Morning (9:00 AM): Last-minute breakfast run. One final Nasi Lemak pilgrimage? Too tempting to resist.
Late Morning (10:00 AM): Quick trip for souvenir shopping, trying to haggle my way to a bargain. I'm usually terrible at this, but I'll give it a shot anyway.
Mid-day (12:00 PM): Return the rental car (hopefully without any extra fees for scratches or… well, anything).
Afternoon (1:00 PM): Head back to Senai International Airport, mentally calculating how many more trips I can squeeze in before I max out my credit cards.
Afternoon (3:00 PM): Flight bound for home. Already missing the food. And the chaos.
Evening: Land back home, exhausted but already plotting my return.

Important Notes (aka, My Personal Disclaimers):

This is just plan, not gospel. Expect changes! The best adventures are usually the unplanned ones.
Traffic: Johor traffic can be… unpredictable. Build in extra time. (And embrace the honking.)
Food is Everything: Seriously. Research where the locals eat. Don't just stick to what's familiar. Be adventurous!
Embrace the Mess: Things will go wrong. You will get lost. You will say the wrong thing at some point. That's part of it! Laugh it off.
Sunscreen, water, and an open mind are your best friends.

So, there you have it! My messy, honest, and hopefully entertaining plan for a trip to Kulai. Wish me luck, and maybe I’ll return with some actual good photos. (My photography skills are a work in progress!). Let's see if I survive with my sanity and credit score intact. Wish me luck, because I'm definitely going to need it.

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Kulai Johor's EPIC 5R18P Gathering: Sawit Mural's Hidden Gem (28/1/18) - The Messy Truth

Okay, so what was the EPIC 5R18P Gathering, exactly? Sounds… complicated.

Honestly? I'm still not entirely sure. I think it was some sort of community thing in Kulai. There was supposed to be a sawit-themed mural unveiling (apparently the "hidden gem"), a bit of food, and, I vaguely recall, a whole lot of people wanting to take pictures of themselves. *Me included, I'm not gonna lie.* The "5R18P" part? Pure mystery. Maybe a secret code? Perhaps the date? Maybe the event organizer sneezed on the keyboard? Who the heck knows! But hey, it sounded epic, and it *was* January, so… why not?

Tell me about this "Sawit Mural." Did you actually like it?

Alright, alright, let me preface this by saying I'm no art critic. My highest qualification is being able to recognize a stick figure, *sometimes.* But the mural… it was… well, it was *sawit.* Picture this: a giant wall, and it's covered in… palm oil trees. *Lots* of palm oil trees. And maybe a few smiling farmers. Look, I appreciate the effort! The color palette was… earthy. Honestly, the detail was impressive, but… it was a wall of palm oil trees. It wasn't exactly going to set my soul on fire, you know? I think I preferred the nasi lemak I had for breakfast. That was a work of art.

Were there any… awkward moments? Spill the tea!

Oh, there was a moment! Picture this: I'm trying to take a selfie with the mural (because, social media, duh!). I'm angling for the perfect light, pouting just so. Suddenly, this tiny old lady shuffles past, peers at the mural, and loudly declares in Malay (which, unfortunately, I only understand about 10% of) that it's "too brown." *Too brown!* I almost choked on my air. Did she realize I was *posing* in front of it? I think I just awkwardly mumbled something about the 'natural beauty' of sawit. Then there was the guy who insisted on explaining the "symbolism" of the fronds to everyone. Ugh.

The food! Was the food any good? Because that's what really matters, right?

YES! Finally, a question I *care* about! The food was… *mostly* good. There was a buffet situation, which, let's be honest, always involves a certain level of risk. There was nasi lemak (as previously mentioned, *essential*), some satay (which I'm pretty sure I ate about a dozen sticks of), and… I think some rendang. Now, the rendang… it was a bit hit or miss. One batch was *divine*, melt-in-your-mouth goodness. The other… well, let's just say my teeth got a workout. But hey, you win some, you lose some. The satay, though? *Chef's kiss*. And the free teh tarik? Absolute heaven.

Did you actually feel it was "epic?" Be honest.

"Epic?" Hmm. Look, epic is a strong word. It wasn't *Lord of the Rings*-level epic. But was it… *memorable*? Yes. Did I have a good time? Ultimately, yes. Would I go again? Probably not. Unless, of course, there’s a promise of *that* satay. Or perhaps the mystery of the 5R18P will finally be solved. Now *that* might be epic. But I wouldn't get my hopes up. It was fun, a nice way to spend a Sunday afternoon. So yeah, maybe not EPIC in the strictest sense, but definitely worth a story or two... and maybe a few sore teeth.

What was the best part? Go on, spill!

Okay, this is it. The honest truth. Forget the mural, forget the old lady, forget the slightly chewy rendang. The BEST part? Seeing people genuinely enjoying themselves. Families chatting, kids running around, the smell of spices in the air… it was just… nice. A little slice of real life, away from the usual hustle. And that, my friends, *that* was kind of epic. Maybe not in the grandest sense, but in the small, everyday beauty of human connection. Call me sentimental, I don’t care. It was nice. And sometimes, nice is enough. And, you know what? I still think about that satay.

Any tips for surviving a future Kulai gathering?

Wear comfortable shoes. Seriously. You'll be standing, walking, and potentially dodging toddlers. Bring sunscreen. Malaysian sun is no joke. Learn a few basic Malay phrases (you'll need them for the food stalls). Pack an open mind (and a full stomach). And most importantly? Don't be afraid to embrace the chaos. It's part of the charm. Oh, and bring a selfie stick. You'll need it.

What's the takeaway? Was it a worthwhile experience?

Look, it wasn't a life-altering experience. But it was… good. It was a glimpse into a community, a celebration of… palm oil? (Still not entirely sure about that part, but whatever). And I got some darn good satay. Was it worthwhile? Yes. Would I recommend it? Sure! Just don't expect a cinematic masterpiece. Expect… life. Expect the unexpected. Expect a little bit of "too brown." And, most importantly, expect to leave with a story. And maybe a craving for nasi lemak.

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