Unbelievable Malang Views! Sky-High Luxury at Urbanview Hotel (RedDoorz)
Unbelievable Malang Views! Sky-High Luxury at Urbanview Hotel (RedDoorz)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the swirling, sometimes-muddy waters of the Unbelievable Malang Views! Sky-High Luxury at Urbanview Hotel (RedDoorz). Prepare yourself, because this review isn’t going to be your average, perfectly-polished travel brochure. This is the real deal, warts and all, seasoned with a healthy dose of my own opinionated spice.
Let's Get This Show on the Road (or, How Easy is it to Get There?)
Okay, so Accessibility: That's the first thing, right? I'm not in a wheelchair, but I glanced at the stuff - Facilities for disabled guests are listed. Good start. Details matter, and frankly, I'm not a huge fan of the mysterious "facilities" without clear descriptions. I'd hope they've got ramps and elevators nailed down, but I honestly can't say firsthand.
Then there's the crucial "Getting Around" stuff. Airport Transfer is listed which is a HUGE plus. After a long flight? The last thing you want is haggling with taxi drivers. Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Valet parking… well, damn. They've thought of the car people. Excellent for those road-tripping through the Malang hills.
On-Site Fueling: Restaurants, Lounges, and the Crucial Coffee Hit
Alright, now we’re talking. Food and drinks are the lifeblood of a good vacation, yeah? Let's see… Restaurants. Plural! Good! And a Poolside Bar? Sigh. The dream. This is where my stream-of-consciousness truly kicks in. Imaging yourself, sun on your skin, cocktail in hand, watching the sunset over… well, Malang. It needs to be fantastic food because I have serious expectations.
They tout a Vegetarian restaurant, Asian cuisine, and International cuisine. That's some good variety. Plus, Breakfast [buffet] is listed. I live for a good hotel buffet. The chaos, the decisions, the tiny cups of yogurt with inexplicably awesome granola. A massive win if they deliver. I'd be interested in knowing about Coffee/tea in restaurant, Breakfast takeaway service because if you're like me, you need to get your caffeine fix and some energy bars, to grab and go.
A word of Caution about the Dining: Now, here's my honest-ass take (and it's important): Food delivery is listed. That's great, it's the pandemic that brought this to the forefront. I hope they keep this. I'm thinking Happy hour is critical. Let's face it, after a day of adventuring around Malang, a well-timed happy hour can be the difference between a good trip and a legendary one. It's the cornerstone of a good vacation.
The Room: My Sanctuary or My Cell?
Let’s get inside the fortress, shall we? The "Rooms" are where we REALLY spend our time. Air conditioning is a must in a place like Malang, and they have it! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Praise be! Wifi is the oxygen of the modern traveler. Daily housekeeping? Excellent. I'd rather not have to clean my own room on vacation. Additional toilet? Luxury! A little bit of extra space can't hurt, can it? They also have Non-smoking rooms which, as a non-smoker, is a necessity for healthy lungs.
The amenities themselves sound pretty solid. Air conditioning, Bathrobes, Coffee/tea maker, Desk, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Mini bar, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Shower, Slippers, Telephone. Honestly, it's all there. I’m a sucker for a good bath, so I'd be all over any room with a Bathtub listed. I need a place to relax and soak away the world because, let's face it, life is stressful.
The Extra Luxuries: Pools, Spas, and Relaxation Stations
This is where things get interesting. Swimming pool [outdoor] and Pool with view are listed. SOLD. Even better – a pool with a view? I'm already picturing myself there, soaking up the sun and the scenery. And Spa/sauna? Well, hell, yes. After a long day of exploring, a sauna is pure bliss. They're offering a Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Spa, Steamroom… Basically, they are begging me to relax. And I am very happy to oblige. This might just be my favorite part of the hotel. It sounds amazing.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Pandemic Era Reality Check
Let's be real, travel has changed. It's important to know whether they're taking this seriously. So how do they do on the safety front? Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. Okay, okay, they seem to have thought it through. That's a massive relief. I can actually relax a little now knowing I'm not going have to fight a super-spreader event.
Things to Do (or, How to Avoid Being Bored)
This is where it gets a little vague. They offer Fitness center, Gym/fitness but that’s it. I'd want more detail. What kind of equipment? How crowded? The main point – is there an outdoor gym? That’s a massive plus.
The Little Things: Services & Conveniences
Okay, let's run through this quick-fire. Cash withdrawal? Concierge? Convenience store? Currency exchange? Daily housekeeping? Doorman? Dry cleaning? Elevator? Ironing service? Laundry service? Luggage storage? Safety deposit boxes? They’ve got the basics covered. That's good. It means they're thinking about the little things.
For the Kids: Are They Kid-Friendly?
Babysitting service. That’s a win for parents who want some time to themselves. The phrase Family/child friendly is reassuring.
Staff and Security?
CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms. Okay, a solid effort on safety.
Internet Access: The Digital Lifeline
Internet access – LAN, Wi-Fi [free], Internet access – wireless, Internet…. They get it. Wi-Fi is non-negotiable these days.
What About the Rest? The Details I Can’t Quite Grasp
The "things to do" section is pretty light, which is a minor disappointment. They also list Meeting/banquet facilities, Seminars, Meetings.
For that Special Someone: Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Proposal spot, Room decorations. - romantic!
Quirks and Imperfections:
Look, no place is perfect. I'm expecting some minor irritations. Maybe the Wi-Fi will sometimes be slow. Maybe the breakfast buffet will run out of croissants before I get there. But that's okay. It's part of the experience. Let it be real!
The Verdict: Should You Book?
Alright, here's the gut-check. Unbelievable Malang Views! Sky-High Luxury at Urbanview Hotel (RedDoorz) sounds promising. They have a good range of amenities, and the views are the main selling point. Their emphasis on cleanliness and safety will be a huge draw for cautious travelers. It looks like a good base for exploring the Malang region with enough pampering options to keep you relaxed after a day of exploring.
The Quirky Call to Action: Book It! (Seriously, Do!)
Look, I can’t tell you if this is the hotel for you, it's not for everyone. But if you're looking for a comfortable place to stay in Malang, with great views, good amenities, and a focus on safety, you may have just found your spot.
Here's what I'm going to do: I am going to book a room and find out. Expect a follow-up. It's the only way!
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- Breakfast Buffet
Okay, buckle up buttercups. This isn't your sanitized, bullet-pointed itinerary. This is MY Batu Malang adventure, post-RedDoorz, fully caffeinated, and probably slightly jet-lagged. Prepare for glorious chaos.
Trip Title: Malang Mayhem… and Maybe a Little Zen (lol, doubtful)
Location: Urbanview Hotel Sky Batu Malang by RedDoorz, Malang, Indonesia (aka, my temporary Indonesian HQ)
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread (and Noodles)
14:00 - Arrival & Check-in: Landed at Malang. Okay, the airport's small, but hey, it's in Indonesia! Immigration? Smoother than expected, which instantly made me suspicious. RedDoorz, here I come! Finding the Urbanview wasn't too bad…except for the rogue motorbike gang that may have tried to eat my luggage with their eyes. Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating. But the traffic, the chaos, the sheer buzz of the city… it's a lot. The hotel itself? Clean enough. This is my new normal folks.
15:00 - Room Assessment & Panic: The room is… functional. Window? Check. Bed? Check. Aircon that might work? Also check! Did I bring enough snacks? (Sigh) Always the crucial question. The view… kinda depressing. A sea of rooftops and a distant, smoggy mountain. Oh well, I'm here for the experience, right? Right?! Let's unpack, throw some clothes to the side, and then… just… breathe. I'm in Indonesia. Holy crap.
16:00 - The Search for Sustenance: My stomach just reminded me that food is essential. After a quick online search… warung (local eatery) time! Found a tiny place down the street. The smell of deep-fried everything was intoxicating. Ordered some Mie Goreng (fried noodles). The first bite was… AMAZING. Spicy, savory, noodles of happiness. This is what I needed! This is what I crave!
17:00 - Post-Noodle Euphoria & Market Gawk: Seriously, the noodles worked. Immediately felt a million times better! So, I decided to brave the local market. Holy moly. Colors, smells, sounds… a sensory overload in the best possible way. Stalls overflowing with fruits I've never seen before, the scent of spices hanging thick in the air. I haggled for a bunch of rambutans (hairy red fruit things). They were… surprisingly delicious. The fruit seller gave me the stink eye after I butchered the pronunciation of "terima kasih" (thank you). I'm already screwing this up.
19:00 - Sunset & Mild Regret: Walked back to the hotel. The sunset? Okay, it was a bit obscured by the smog, but there was a hint of orange. Tried to watch it to be a bit mindful, but… just feeling overwhelmingly, slightly alone. First day jitters. Gonna call my mom later.
20:00 - Hotel Room Hibernation & Netflix: Back in the room. Exhausted! Watched a few episodes of something on Netflix. The A/C is, unfortunately, failing spectacularly but trying to get some sleep before the real adventure starts tomorrow.
Day 2: Crying at Coban Rondo Waterfall & Questionable Breakfast
07:00 - Breakfast Debacle: The hotel breakfast… let's just say it wasn't the highlight. Bland rice porridge, some limp toast, and coffee that tasted suspiciously like dishwater. The worst. But the upside? There were a couple of perfectly ripe bananas. That was something.
08:00 - The Search for the Waterfall & the Impending Doom: Today’s plan: Coban Rondo Waterfall! Heard it’s incredible! Hired a driver, mostly because I'm too chicken to drive myself, and the public transport seemed like a terrifying lottery. The ride was… interesting. The driver kept trying to tell me about his cat, but my Bahasa Indonesia is limited to "terima kasih" and "delicious noodles."
10:00 - Waterfall Wonder & Ugly Crying: Okay, Coban Rondo. Woah. The noise is deafening. The sheer power of the water is… overwhelming. This is beautiful. This is humbling. I stood there for a while just staring, and… I started to cry. Not even full-on, sobbing. Just a quiet, leaky-eye situation. I'm such a softie. Maybe it's the jet lag, or maybe it's just… beautiful.
12:00 - Lost in Translation Lunch and the Great Street Food Discovery: Lunch was… a challenge. The warung I chose was not in the Lonely Planet. I think I accidentally ordered the "mystery meat" special. It tasted great, though. And then some street food. Oh my GOD. The sambal (chili paste) almost killed me but it was worth every delicious, fiery moment.
14:00 - Batu Secret Zoo - The Good, the Bad, and the Sloth: Batu Secret Zoo. It's… something. The enclosures are… well, let's just say the animals are closer to the tourists than maybe I'd want. But the animals? They are gorgeous. The orangutans were magnificent and the sloths were the stars. I had a moment with a giraffe, which was genuinely magical.
17:00 - Dinner & A Dose of Local Music: Found a cute little restaurant with live music. Sat outside, listening to the music! The musicians were absolutely adorable… and the food was pretty awesome too. Tried something called "gado-gado" - a peanut-sauce-covered vegetable salad. Delicious but a little heavy on the sauce for a lightweight like me.
20:00 - Hotel Room Contemplation and a Bittersweet Realization: I sat on my bed, drinking water and thinking. I'm really enjoying this trip. It's messy. Its' imperfect. I'm probably doing everything wrong. But I feel… something good.
Day 3: Temple Reflections, Volcanic Vistas, and a Farewell Feast (Hopefully)
08:00 - Breakfast of Champions (with a side of disappointment). I skipped the hotel breakfast. Grabbed a packet of instant noodles (I packed these. I am a prepared traveler) and ate it in my room. Sad, i know.
09:00 - The Temple Visit and the Search for Serenity: Today, it's time for the Selorejo Temple. Found a driver, (again). It’s tucked away in a peaceful valley. The architecture is stunning. I lit some incense, stared at the carvings, and actually felt a tiny bit of zen. Shocker. For about five minutes. Then the mosquitos came.
12:00 - The Bromo-Tengger-Semeru National Park – The Adventure Begins I paid a tour to go into the mountain. The ride was long. And the roads were winding. And the view was breathtaking. It might be worth all the chaos I feel I'm in.
15:00 - Farewell Dinner: I wanted to have a nice dinner, and I wanted to find that delicious noodle shop from day one, but i decided to try something new. Found a restaurant. Food was good. I said goodbye to my favorite people.
21:00 - Post-Dinner Reflection & Packing Panic: Back in my room. Exhausted, over-stimulated, but ultimately… happy. Packed most of my things. Checked my passport. Praying I don’t forget anything before my flight tomorrow. 😇
Day 4: Departure & The Aftermath of Awesome
07:00 - Final Hotel Breakfast and the Last View: The last breakfast was better, there was coffee this time. I stood at the window, one last time. The view was the same: sea of rooftops, maybe a hint of sunshine. But different. I was here. I did it.
09:00 - Check-Out & Airport Drama (Possible): Check-out was smooth. The airport? The real test. Pray for me, people.
12:00 - Flight (Hopefully): On the plane, hopefully. Thinking about the noodles, the waterfalls, the moments that made me want to cry… the whole adventure. It was messy. It was imperfect. And it was… perfect.
Final Thoughts:
This trip was a glorious mess. I laughed. I cried (a lot). I ate questionable food. I fell in love with a country I barely understand but already adore. Would I recommend it? Absolutely. With a cautionary "bring-your-own-toilet-paper-and-a-sense-of-humor" caveat. And maybe… a few extra packets of instant noodles. You never know.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find some Ibuprofen. And maybe a therapist. (Just kidding… probably.)
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Unbelievable Malang Views! Sky-High Luxury at Urbanview Hotel (RedDoorz) – FAQ (and my slightly unhinged opinion)
1. Right, so, "Unbelievable Malang Views!" - Is that just marketing hype, or are we talking eye-popping stuff?
Okay, deep breaths. The views *are* genuinely impressive. I mean, they're not exaggerating. From my room (which, granted, was a "Superior Room" - felt a bit guilty not going for the Presidential Suite!), I could see... well, EVERYTHING. The city sprawling out like a beautifully messy tapestry, the mountains in the distance... it was almost *too* pretty. Like, I actually felt a little overwhelmed the first morning. I was sipping my instant coffee (more on that later!), gazing out the window, and thinking, "Wow, I really need to get my life sorted, and this view is mocking me with its pristine beauty." So yeah, believable. Definitely.
2. And the "Sky-High Luxury" part? Let's get real, RedDoorz isn't always... *luxurious*.
Here's the thing. "Sky-high luxury" *is* a bit of a stretch. It's RedDoorz, folks. Think "Elevated RedDoorz". The lobby looks posh, sure. Shiny surfaces, sleek furniture… almost too sleek, if you ask me. My room? Okay, it *was* clean. That’s a BIG win. The bed was comfy, the AC worked. And the *view*! That saved the day. The amenities were basic, the toiletries were… predictable. But hey, I'm not complaining. For the price, and those views? I'd take it. I *would* say though, don't go expecting a butler and a rainforest shower. This isn't the Four Seasons. It's the "Three Views and a Decent Night's Sleep" Hotel. And honestly? Sometimes that's all you need.
3. The breakfast. Tell me about the breakfast. Is it a "continental breakfast" or something actually worth getting out of bed for?
Ugh, the breakfast. Okay, here's where things get... *less* rosy. It's the standard RedDoorz breakfast. Think lukewarm scrambled eggs, maybe some sad-looking sausages that'd probably survive a nuclear apocalypse, and toast that's either rock-hard or so soggy it’s practically soup. Coffee? Instant. The horror. I swear, I'd packed some decent coffee grounds, but I COMPLETELY forgot the French press. My own fault, I know. I ended up just staring longingly at the view, wishing I’d brought a good, strong cup. So, yeah. Get your own breakfast, or prepare for a breakfast-shaped letdown. Maybe order some Gado-Gado from outside. Trust me.
4. Okay, so the view is amazing, the luxury is... relative. What about the *location*? Is it actually convenient?
Location, location, location! Well, it's *in* Malang, that's a start! Actually, the location is pretty good. Not *perfect*, mind you. It's not right smack-dab in the city center; you'll need a Gojek or Grab (thank God for those!) to get to some of the main attractions. But it's close enough. There are some shops and restaurants nearby, which helps. And honestly, I was happy to be a little bit away from the crazed hustle and bustle. After a day of exploring, coming back to a peaceful room with that view? Pure bliss. Even if the breakfast was making me sad. (Did I mention the breakfast?)
5. Let's talk about the staff. Friendly? Helpful? Clueless?
The staff were... okay. Perfectly pleasant, but not exactly effusive. It's that RedDoorz vibe, you know? Efficient, not overly friendly. They weren't *rude*, mind you. They helped me with my luggage (thank god, it was HEAVY), answered my questions, and pointed me in the right direction for some local restaurants. But there wasn't a ton of genuine warmth. I think they're probably used to dealing with a constant stream of people. One particular incident, though - I couldn't figure out the TV remote. I spent a solid hour wrestling with it, feeling increasingly idiotic. I finally called reception. The guy sounded like he'd answered the same question a million times. (probably had). He talked me through it with almost palpable boredom. But they did help! So, I'll say they were helpful, if a little bit… jaded, perhaps.
6. Room Amenities: What can I expect? Anything that stands out?
Ah, amenities. As I mentioned, the usual suspects. TV (once I figured out the remote!), AC, a safe (which, let's be honest, I'm too lazy to use), and a small fridge. The wifi worked. Sort of. Sometimes. Definitely better in the morning, when everyone was still asleep and not hogging all the bandwidth. The *standout* amenity? Well, that's the *view*. Seriously. That's what you’re paying for. Everything else is just… filler. Though, and this is a weird one, the hairdryer was surprisingly good. Strong and didn't try to fry my hair. Unexpected bonus!
7. Any downsides? Anything that REALLY bugged you?
Okay, this is where I get REALLY honest. The breakfast, as previously discussed, can induce despair. Secondly, the walls are a little… thin. I could hear the people in the next room. Let's just say I knew more about their late-night movie choices than I really wanted to. Thirdly, the elevators… I swear, they were the slowest elevators in the world. Especially at rush hour. I considered taking the stairs a few times, but that involved a lot of stairs. So, yeah. Thin walls, sluggish elevators, and the soul-crushing breakfast… That's the downside trifecta. But, again, the view! The view almost made up for it. *Almost*.
8. Would you stay there again? Would you *recommend* it?
Hmm. Would I stay there again? Probably. The convenience, the price (it's really good value!), and that *view*… it was hard to argue with. Plus, I know what to expect now. I'll bring my own coffee, maybe sneak some instant noodles for the breakfast-induced lows, and invest in some earplugs. Would I *recommend* it? Yes, with caveats! If you prioritize a stunning view and a decent night's sleep above all else, thenFindelicious Hotels
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