Escape to Paradise: Vikingen Infinity Resort & Spa Awaits in Alanya, Turkey

Escape to Paradise: Vikingen Infinity Resort & Spa Awaits in Alanya, Turkey
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Vikingen Infinity Resort & Spa in Alanya, Turkey. This ain't just a hotel review; it's a full-blown experience report. I'm talking deep dives, quirky observations, and the brutally honest truth, all served with a side of Turkish Delight. Ready? Let's roll.
First Impression: Paradise Found? (Spoiler: It's Complicated)
Let's be real, "Escape to Paradise" is a bold claim. And Vikingen Infinity Resort plays hard on that promise, you can instantly feel it from the moment you arrive. The sheer scale of the place is the first thing that hits you. It's huge. Think sprawling grounds, a water park that almost looks like it’s own little town, and a lobby that could house a minor royal wedding. The lobby, by the way, is all polished marble and gleaming chandeliers. It's…a lot. My initial thought? "Okay, this is definitely trying to impress."
Accessibility: Wheeled Wonders & Walking Warriors (Mixed Bag)
Okay, let's talk accessibility because, let's face it, that's a big deal for some of us. The good news? There's an elevator (essential!), and they do have facilities for disabled guests listed. I saw ramps and generally manageable areas, though I didn't get super deep into every nook and cranny, so do your own research, especially if you have very specific needs. The walkways around the pools were pretty wide and the access ramps seemed reasonable. The bad news? Size sometimes trumps accessibility. Navigating the sheer size of the place could be a workout in itself. The distances, if you have mobility limitations, could be a real pain. I observed some of the people struggling to climb the stairs which are so long, however, it is a very big place.
Rooms: Comfort & Caveats (My Room Was a Battlefield)
My room? It was… fine. Clean, spacious, and with a balcony that offered a decent view (though I’d been upgraded!). The extra long bed was appreciated, as were the blackout curtains, which are absolute lifesavers when you're trying to beat the Turkish afternoon sun. The mini bar was stocked (always a plus!), and the free bottled water was clutch.
BUT. There were some quirks. The air conditioning was a bit temperamental and I noticed there was no way of adjusting it to my desire. The soundproofing, well, let's just say I could hear the enthusiastic water park revelers. Also, I got a room with carpets and was a little bit worried about how clean it was going to be.
Internet: The Wireless Whirlwind (Mostly Smooth)
Alright, let's talk internet. Wi-Fi is free in all rooms, and that's a HUGE win. I mean, who wants to pay extra for the internet these days? The connection was generally good, which is a massive relief because I wouldn't be able to write the article if there was no internet. And the speed? Fast enough for streaming. I could also access Internet (LAN) for the special requests. Though, there may be times when the WiFi in public areas might get slower during peak times. Just saying.
Dining: A Culinary Adventure (With Some Bumps)
Food, glorious food! The Vikingen has more dining options than you can shake a kebab at. The breakfast buffet was a massive feast. Turkish breakfast, western breakfast, Asian breakfast - it was overwhelming, in a good way. There was everything: mountains of pastries, eggs cooked to your specifications, mountains of fresh fruit, and enough cereal to feed a small army. And it also had a few options for vegetarians! (Score!)
For lunch and dinner, there are several restaurants, a la carte restaurants, buffet restaurants (that's a lot of restaurants, people!). I particularly loved the poolside bar for a quick snack, and there was even a vegetarian restaurant! Some dishes were fantastic. Others? Well, let's just say they weren't all Michelin-star worthy. And the constant noise and activity of the place can sometimes make it difficult to have a relaxing meal.
Wellness & Relaxation: Spa, Sauna & Serenity (Sometimes!)
Now, this is where Vikingen really shines. The spa is a dream. I treated myself to a massage, and it was pure bliss. There's a sauna, a steam room, and a pool with a view that'll make you forget all your worries. There's also a fitness center which I didn't utilize. The body scrub and body wrap are supposedly amazing, but I didn't try them. It was amazing. I didn't want to ever leave. Pure, unadulterated relaxation. I might even be going to get another massage.
Things to Do: Sun, Sand & Splash! (Endless Options)
Okay, so you're not just here to relax. You've got a swimming pool, a pool with a view, and an outdoor swimming pool. You can go to the fitness center!. There’s a daily disinfection protocol in common areas. Most of these are free to resort guests. There is an on-call doctor and hand sanitizers. Daily housekeeping keeps the rooms very clean. There's a kids' club, babysitting service, and family-friendly rooms. This is GREAT for those travelling with little ones.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized Sanctuaries & Safety First (Mostly)
In a post-pandemic world, this is PARAMOUNT. The Vikingen definitely takes it seriously. I saw staff constantly cleaning, hand sanitizer everywhere, and a general sense of hygiene. They have things such as anti-viral cleaning products, staff trained in safety protocols, and individually-wrapped food options. I appreciated this.
Services and Conveniences: Perks & Practicalities (All the Bells and Whistles)
The Vikingen has EVERYTHING. There's a concierge, currency exchange, a gift shop, a convenience store, laundry service, dry cleaning, and a whole host of other services to choose from. Need to get your outfit dry cleaned? No problem! Want to exchange some money? Done! It’s all there.
For the Kids: Kid-Centric Chaos (In the Best Way)
This place is a kid's paradise. Seriously. There are dedicated kids' facilities, a babysitting service, and kid-friendly meals. And let's not forget the water park! That alone is worth the price of admission.
Getting Around: Your Alanya Adventure Starts Here! (Easy Peasy)
The Vikingen offers airport transfers, car parking (free of charge!), a taxi service, and even valet parking. Getting around is a breeze.
The Verdict & My (Unprofessional) Recommendation:
Look, the Vikingen Infinity Resort & Spa is not perfect. It's big. It's busy. It's occasionally overwhelming. But it also offers a lot. It offers a luxurious experience, an incredible range of activities, and a level of service that is pretty impressive.
Here's what I would do:
- If you like HUGE resorts with an impressive range of activities, and you're looking for a fun and relaxing vacation, you'll love it here.
- If you want the best possible experience, I would suggest booking a room in a quieter area.
- If you're travelling with kids, this place is a goldmine.
In Conclusion:
Is Escape to Paradise: Vikingen Infinity Resort & Spa in Alanya, Turkey, truly a paradise? Well, it depends on your definition of paradise. But it's definitely a very impressive and enjoyable experience. Give it a go!
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Unbelievable Lotus Bandung: Hotel, Cafe & Meetings - Your Dream Trip Awaits!
Okay, Buckle up, buttercups. This ain't your sterilized, perfectly-formatted travel log. This is me, after a week at the Vikingen Infinity, Alanya, Turkey, trying to piece together the glorious, chaotic mess of it all. Prepare for tangents, feelings, and maybe a little sunstroke.
Vikingen Infinity: A Mostly Accurate (ish) Itinerary (with a Heavy Dose of My Brain)
Day 1: Arrival - The Euphoria of Fake-Tan and Free Booze
- Morning (ish): Istanbul airport. Jet-lag already hitting. Pro Tip: Don't buy that oversized, novelty Turkish flag. You'll regret it wrestling it onto the plane. Also, the "VIP" lounge I paid extra for was basically a slightly nicer armchair in a loud room. Scam! But hey, at least I got a lukewarm complimentary coffee before the flight to Antalya.
- Afternoon: Arrival. The taxi to the resort was an experience. I'm pretty sure the driver was auditioning for the Fast & Furious franchise. We arrived, sweaty and disoriented, at the Vikingen. First impressions: BIG. Like, "could-get-lost-in-here" big. The lobby was a marble-clad palace… or maybe a particularly shiny airport terminal. Check-in was a blur of forms and promises of "everything is included!"
- Afternoon (cont.): Room! (That's right, I spent the morning on the road and checking in and now it is afternoon already.) Okay, not bad. Balcony overlooking…a pool. Jackpot. Quick unpacking (essential items only – bikini, book, bottle of water) and then straight for the all-inclusive bar. The first Efes beer tasted like pure, unadulterated freedom. This is what I needed.
- Evening: Dinner. The buffet. Oh, the buffet. My eyes were bigger than my stomach. Piled my plate high with everything imaginable. Ended up with a weird mix of chicken nuggets, mystery-meat kebabs, and what I think was a type of eggplant. Verdict: hit and miss. Tried the local wine. More miss than hit. Entertainment: a very loud, very enthusiastic band belting out Europop hits. My inner teenage self was thrilled. My current self just wanted a nap.
- Night: Walk along the beach, feeling the wind and the waves. Fell asleep in the chair by the beach and woke up around 3 am. It was amazing.
Day 2: Pool Paradise and the Great Sunbed Wars
- Morning: Woke up feeling surprisingly chipper. Sunscreen application commenced. The battle for sunbeds was real, people. I'm talking Olympic-level dedication. I secured a prime spot (after a near-brawl with a woman in a leopard-print swimsuit – seriously), claimed my territory with a towel, and dove into the pool. Pure bliss.
- Afternoon: Pool time continued. Tried to read my book. Failed miserably. Too many screaming kids (no judgment – I've been there!), too much splashing, and the constant temptation of the swim-up bar. Which, of course, I succumbed to. Ordered a cocktail that tasted suspiciously like cough syrup. Drank it anyway.
- Afternoon (cont.): My first attempt at being tanned. I got burnt. It was super painful.
- Evening: Another buffet experience. This time, I was more strategic. Focused on the grilled fish. Actually pretty good. Attempted to watch the evening entertainment (a slightly dodgy "magic" show). Walked back to my room to chill.
Day 3: A Day Out in Alanya (or: My Brush with Turkish Coffee Disaster)
- Morning: Decided to venture outside the resort. Took a dolmuş (shared minibus) to Alanya. The ride was an adventure in itself – hair-raising driving, loud music, and a lot of staring.
- Afternoon: Explored Alanya. Went to the red tower, shopped in the bustling markets. Haggled for a scarf (I'm so good at this now). Found a little café and decided to bravely attempt Turkish coffee. Let's just say… it was an experience. I ended up with a mouthful of gritty, undrinkable sludge. The barista, bless his heart, looked like he was trying not to laugh. Learned a valuable lesson: stick to the tea.
- Afternoon (cont.): Explored Alanya castle. The views were breathtaking. It was hot and sweaty but beautiful.
- Evening: Dinner at a local restaurant, not the resort. Finally, some delicious, properly cooked food. Ate some traditional Turkish food, and enjoyed it. The restaurant was super touristy, but it was fun.
Day 4: The Turkish Bath – A Deep Dive Into Cultural Awkwardness
- Morning: Spa day! Booked a Turkish bath (hamam). This was a highlight. First the sauna, then the scrub… then the foam. I felt like a fluffy, soapy cloud. Massages were great. I'm pretty sure I was snoring by the end.
- Afternoon: Back to the pool. The sun was strong today. More cocktails, less book-reading. Felt a little sunburnt, but hey, that's the price of paradise, right?
- Evening: Another dinner. A more focused approach to the buffet. The evening entertainment was a Turkish belly dancing performance. It was actually pretty great!
Day 5: Doubling Down: The Pool Obsession
- Morning-Evening: I found the pool. I lost my mind. Sunscreen, cocktails, repeat.
- Evening: I spent the evening in my room. I watched TV. I've never felt less cultured.
Day 6: Food Adventures and Farewell Dinner
- Morning: Started to feel a pang of sadness. The trip was ending. Managed to get myself out of my room and head to the buffet. More or less survived.
- Afternoon: Last-minute souvenir shopping. More snacks. Tried to cram in as much relaxation as possible.
- Evening: Farewell Dinner. The resort put on a special BBQ. The food was actually good. The band was loud. The atmosphere was festive…and bittersweet. Said goodbye to some of the staff.
Day 7: Departure – Leaving with a Heart Full of Memories (and a Slightly Over-Packed Suitcase)
- Morning: The usual. Quick breakfast. Last-minute packing. Saying goodbye to the view from my balcony. Taxi to the airport.
- Afternoon: Plane ride back to reality. Already planning my return. Missing the sunbeds, the cocktails, the chaos, the sheer, glorious mess of it all.
Final Thoughts (and Unsolicited Advice):
- Embrace the buffet. But maybe don’t try everything.
- Learn a few basic Turkish phrases. It goes a long way.
- Sunscreen. Lots of sunscreen.
- Get out and explore! Alanya has more to offer than just the resort.
- Don't be afraid to look ridiculous. You're on vacation.
- Most importantly: Just relax and enjoy the ride. Even the messy parts.
So there you have it. My Vikingen Infinity experience in all its glorious, unedited glory. Hope you enjoyed the ride! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to book my next trip…
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